Comments on: Caption Contest – May 24, 2007

By: gwjaia

gwjaia — Wed, 30 May 2007 12:18:39 +0000

Mess Specialist Jones and his new field applied blast resistant agent mixture. When properly applied to the underside of a Hummer, the agent will deter blast and help the troops escape injury. Until they get in the chow line.

By: Shipwreck

Shipwreck — Tue, 29 May 2007 20:01:09 +0000

The infamous WMD’s have finally been found! Navy Chow!!

By: chapcat

chapcat — Tue, 29 May 2007 08:14:48 +0000

“Are we there yet?”

By: Americanlady

Americanlady — Tue, 29 May 2007 02:51:48 +0000

The truth is â€“ the USDA canâ€™t put their seal of approval on it, the FDA canâ€™t and will not approve an appropriate label for it, the Department of Defense canâ€™t even identify it and the Quaker Company says it was distributed before you were born! So letâ€™s just pray we all survive breakfast today so we can get out there and fight the bloody damn insurgents!

By: LewisB

LewisB — Tue, 29 May 2007 00:34:14 +0000

To his great disappointment, Mess Specialist Bickford realized he would not be the next contestant on “Hell’s Kitchen”.

By: montematre

montematre — Mon, 28 May 2007 21:40:23 +0000

Well gentlemen, it looks like this cook needs to redo his PQS for mashed potatotes.

By: phrozen7

phrozen7 — Sun, 27 May 2007 03:09:57 +0000

Well… It looks like they are serving us that “Don’t Ask, Don’t tell” Meatloaf again.

By: mikeyB

mikeyB — Sat, 26 May 2007 14:02:25 +0000

The Food Advisory and Menu Planning board regrets its decision to sample midrats.

By: cpkaczor

cpkaczor — Fri, 25 May 2007 00:47:35 +0000

It was a short-lived experiment. The USMC version of Navy Midrats.

By: Colleen

Colleen — Thu, 24 May 2007 22:29:13 +0000

Mess Specialist Morrisey realizes it’s time to hang up his apron when his oatmeal is chosen to play the eponymous lead in the base theatre’s production of “The Sword In The Stone.”