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Caption Contest – Sep 13, 2007
Posted by Bacon on September 13th, 2007 filed in Caption contest

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What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday – the winner gets free stuff!

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33 Responses to “Caption Contest – Sep 13, 2007”

  1. BarefootSerpent Says:

    This ain’t Let’s Make a Deal, soldier. Monty Hall’s not going to give you a prize.
    Just pick any door.

  2. Riansoccer10 Says:

    In their search for Osama Bin Laden, the Army realized that there were only 4 places left that they haven’t looked.

  3. mindcell1 Says:

    Cover Me! I’m going in.

  4. BarefootSerpent Says:

    Yes, there was only one here yesterday, but we had to act quickly.
    Surge Happens!

  5. BarefootSerpent Says:

    Four of a kind beats a full house.

  6. BarefootSerpent Says:

    These units have been sitting in the desert heat for six weeks now, Private Partz. If you’re going in there with nothing but a helmet, you’ll find out what it means to be Army Strong.

  7. mikeyB Says:

    What do you mean there were eight here yesterday, and ten the day before? Who would want to steal our little cubicles of solitude?

  8. Sapper7202 Says:

    Advanced intel stated 3 of the 4 portajohns were at 95% capacity, only Lady Luck would see them through now…

  9. Sapper7202 Says:

    After passing the initial testing phase, the ACN (Advanced Combat Noseplug) was ready for the ultimate field test.

  10. Riansoccer10 Says:

    The future of American “Chemical Warfare Training”.

  11. BarefootSerpent Says:

    HQ said, “If you build it, they will come.”
    Congratulations. You’re the first one to arrive.

  12. mncmbabcock Says:

    Private Jones you don’t need to use your helmet as a bucket in one of those.

    That’s okay, it’s not my helmet!

  13. brownshooz Says:

    Something tells me it smells better out here than it does in there. You first!

  14. McHaleyFive Says:

    Caption Contest 9/13/07:

    I missed the just-in-time training on stink bombs. You go first.

  15. McHaleyFive Says:

    Something tells me that the grand prize is NOT behind door number two.

  16. Colleen Says:

    Sgts. Wilson and Johnson sadly realized that while they had several choices, they had very few real options.

  17. jeff400piii Says:

    Thank God!!
    We get more than one option.

  18. jeff400piii Says:

    One potato, two potato, three potato, four…
    Scissors, Rock, Paper….
    Minnie, Minie, Moe….
    Hey Dude, Just pick one!!!

  19. Lianne Falk Says:

    Are those port-a-potties for real……or it is just another Mirage?

  20. Lianne Falk Says:

    Ever since Drew Carey replaced Bob Barker on the ‘Price is right’ show, they’ve had to widen the doors a bit….huh?

  21. Lianne Falk Says:

    Do you think Al Anbar Province is thru those doors?

  22. Jeffrey Says:

    Wow! West Point did not prepare me for this kind of command decision.
    Any suggestions!!!

  23. Jeffrey Says:

    Don’t worry Chief!! When I was in OCS, they taught me to go quickly.

  24. gregomc Says:

    “Which one is the Hillary Clinton voting boothe again”?

  25. Riansoccer10 Says:

    Sgt. John- Wait wait, I’ve seen this before…..on Monsters Inc. Alright, these doors lead to the bedrooms of little kids, and we have to scare them!
    Sgt. Todd- Dude, you’re losing it! Drink some water!

  26. AntonKraft Says:

    I’m not sure I can hold it for another week.

  27. AntonKraft Says:

    I knew it wasn’t the camels we smelt a mile back.

  28. yeaste Says:

    I don’t care if you can’t see in there. Its a 120 out here and a 140 in there – Don’t light that match!

  29. BarefootSerpent Says:

    As you took your seat this morning
    You didn’t know there’d be a warning.
    The horn went off and you departed
    So now you’re back all broken-hearted.

    The air raid’s over and all is clear
    You’re sure you dropped your rifle here.
    You say that as you ran for shelter
    You lost it in the helter-skelter.

    It’s true that we can never choose
    Where we’ll find the things we lose
    But since every stall looks like the other,
    You’ll have to search them all, my brother.

  30. showard9 Says:

    This Navy IA thing is getting out of control.! Now everything has to be water tight!

  31. Bacon Says:

    Sent by email from Steve:
    “I wonder what door the fan is behind?”

  32. eventfire Says:

    Mmm you had th’ fish too, eh?

  33. Mr. Fix-it Says:

    Oh, so this is the Green Zone!

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