Caption Contest - Sep 13, 2007
Posted by Bacon on September 13th, 2007 filed in Caption contest
What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday - the winner gets free stuff!
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September 13th, 2007 at 8:17 am
This ain’t Let’s Make a Deal, soldier. Monty Hall’s not going to give you a prize.
Just pick any door.
September 13th, 2007 at 9:01 am
In their search for Osama Bin Laden, the Army realized that there were only 4 places left that they haven’t looked.
September 13th, 2007 at 11:05 am
Cover Me! I’m going in.
September 13th, 2007 at 11:20 am
Yes, there was only one here yesterday, but we had to act quickly.
Surge Happens!
September 13th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Four of a kind beats a full house.
September 14th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
These units have been sitting in the desert heat for six weeks now, Private Partz. If you’re going in there with nothing but a helmet, you’ll find out what it means to be Army Strong.
September 14th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
What do you mean there were eight here yesterday, and ten the day before? Who would want to steal our little cubicles of solitude?
September 17th, 2007 at 9:57 am
Advanced intel stated 3 of the 4 portajohns were at 95% capacity, only Lady Luck would see them through now…
September 17th, 2007 at 10:01 am
After passing the initial testing phase, the ACN (Advanced Combat Noseplug) was ready for the ultimate field test.
September 17th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
The future of American “Chemical Warfare Training”.
September 17th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
HQ said, “If you build it, they will come.”
Congratulations. You’re the first one to arrive.
September 17th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Private Jones you don’t need to use your helmet as a bucket in one of those.
That’s okay, it’s not my helmet!
September 17th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
Something tells me it smells better out here than it does in there. You first!
September 17th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
Caption Contest 9/13/07:
I missed the just-in-time training on stink bombs. You go first.
September 17th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Something tells me that the grand prize is NOT behind door number two.
September 17th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
Sgts. Wilson and Johnson sadly realized that while they had several choices, they had very few real options.
September 18th, 2007 at 2:17 am
Thank God!!
We get more than one option.
September 18th, 2007 at 2:23 am
One potato, two potato, three potato, four…
Scissors, Rock, Paper….
Minnie, Minie, Moe….
Hey Dude, Just pick one!!!
September 18th, 2007 at 5:25 am
Are those port-a-potties for real……or it is just another Mirage?
September 18th, 2007 at 5:27 am
Ever since Drew Carey replaced Bob Barker on the ‘Price is right’ show, they’ve had to widen the doors a bit….huh?
September 18th, 2007 at 5:30 am
Do you think Al Anbar Province is thru those doors?
September 18th, 2007 at 5:44 am
Wow! West Point did not prepare me for this kind of command decision.
Any suggestions!!!
September 18th, 2007 at 6:08 am
Don’t worry Chief!! When I was in OCS, they taught me to go quickly.
September 18th, 2007 at 6:35 am
“Which one is the Hillary Clinton voting boothe again”?
September 18th, 2007 at 9:16 am
Sgt. John- Wait wait, I’ve seen this before…..on Monsters Inc. Alright, these doors lead to the bedrooms of little kids, and we have to scare them!
Sgt. Todd- Dude, you’re losing it! Drink some water!
September 18th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
I’m not sure I can hold it for another week.
September 18th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
I knew it wasn’t the camels we smelt a mile back.
September 18th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
I don’t care if you can’t see in there. Its a 120 out here and a 140 in there - Don’t light that match!
September 18th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
As you took your seat this morning
You didn’t know there’d be a warning.
The horn went off and you departed
So now you’re back all broken-hearted.
The air raid’s over and all is clear
You’re sure you dropped your rifle here.
You say that as you ran for shelter
You lost it in the helter-skelter.
It’s true that we can never choose
Where we’ll find the things we lose
But since every stall looks like the other,
You’ll have to search them all, my brother.
September 18th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
This Navy IA thing is getting out of control.! Now everything has to be water tight!
September 19th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Sent by email from Steve:
“I wonder what door the fan is behind?”
September 19th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Mmm you had th’ fish too, eh?
September 20th, 2007 at 7:16 am
Oh, so this is the Green Zone!