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Caption Contest - Jan 3, 2008
Posted by Bacon on January 3rd, 2008 filed in Caption contest

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What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday. The winner gets free stuff!


24 Responses to “Caption Contest - Jan 3, 2008”

  1. emilykad Says:

    scoot over guys i need to sleep

  2. Colleen Says:

    After getting over his initial shock, Smithfield realized he’d seen stranger bedfellows in the Iowa and New Hampshire primaries.

  3. Colleen Says:

    Hey, put the blanket down. We’re trying to sleep here!

  4. MrKnight Says:

    Come on guys, I KNOW this is your 3rd tour and my first-but YOU’VE Got Guard!!!

  5. fingerb Says:

    Gee, those insurgents must really be getting desperate

  6. Sapper7202 Says:

    His favorite teddy bear lost, PVT. Smith was forced to cuddle with the only available options.

  7. Vagster Says:

    Doc said the chances were…

  8. Bacon Says:

    Sent via email by John Meacher

    Suddenly, all the SERE training and Discovery Channel “Survivorman” re-runs came into horrible focus…

  9. Bacon Says:

    Sent via email by Patricia McCurdy

    Sleep tight and don’t let the…oh,never mind.

  10. mncmbabcock Says:

    What, me join the Air Force, the’re just a bunch of wimps! I should have my head examined!

  11. eswauger Says:

    Sgt Elias Grodin realizes that the stakes have been raised.

  12. kmickey Says:

    That’s it! I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes in this motherf***ing rack!

    My apologies to SLJ.

  13. jwillie007 Says:

    Petty Officer Jones thought he was through Hot Racking when he volunteered to go IA.

  14. mbabyrasta Says:

    hey honey’, kids!!! BAH is up this year….

  15. Bill Platt Says:

    Oh man, it looks like the SIGIR got here first!

  16. Doc Gill Says:

    LT Hayes realized he had two equally hazardous choices. Either bunk with the “locals” or send the gift electric blanket back to his mother-in-law.

  17. Bacon Says:

    Sent via email by Michael Bennett:

    The platoon’s way of welcoming their brand new 2nd Lt.

  18. Bacon Says:

    Sent via email by LCDR Andrew Moore:

    After 35 years Master Guns decides that he’s finally seen the three signs of the apocalypse and retires.

  19. gpo Says:

    If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow.
    If red touches black, you’re okay, Jack.
    Unless there’s a scorpion and a poisonous spider next to said milk snake. Then you’re still screwed.

  20. eventfire Says:

    What happened to my frog?

  21. H1llwilliamjr Says:

    spider: How long have you been cheating on me?

    guy: I’m sorry…I get lonely!

  22. vfcruz Says:

    “MAN, THIS IS GOING TO BE A LOOONG DEPLOYMENT”!

  23. b_radici Says:

    where’s the croc hunter when you need him?

  24. Voltec Says:

    Sometimes it is very subtle when your troops don’t like you… others times, not so much.

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