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Caption Contest - Apr 17, 2008
Posted by Bacon on April 17th, 2008 filed in Caption contest

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What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday - the winner gets free stuff!


44 Responses to “Caption Contest - Apr 17, 2008”

  1. chingez9988 Says:

    I always wanted to push the red button.

  2. MntJay Says:

    Can you hear me now?

  3. roundman Says:

    The DECM bit-check gets them everytime!

  4. Private Partz Says:

    Famous last words: “Wow, these civilian jet fighter ride-alongs are great public relations for the Air Force, but all these controls look so complicated. What does this EJECT button do-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o?!”

  5. Scott Stroman Says:

    Hey Gonzo….you hear something? …..Gonzo?

  6. Bacon Says:

    Sent via email April 17th, 1:13 pm by Pat:

    “What’s that Johnson? Did you say your safety harness is loose?”

  7. Bacon Says:

    Sent via email April 17th, 5:49 am by John Meacher:

    “Man, I’m still feelin’ those bean burritos from last night! How about you, Ace? Ace???”

  8. Scott Stroman Says:

    JTJG Jones had a sudden feeling that his NATOPS check ride wasn’t going well.

  9. Scott Stroman Says:

    LTJG Jones had a sudden feeling that his NATOPS check ride wasn’t going well.

    ( I call a “do-over”)

  10. Riansoccer10 Says:

    Tag, you’re it! Well I guess I win huh!

  11. Riansoccer10 Says:

    No Goose, we are NOT going to go visit the snowcone guy down there………Darnnit Goose!!!

  12. navydm-ph Says:

    Don’t look at me; he’s the one who insisted on flying with the top down.

  13. mike Says:

    “You’re Gonna Do What!”

  14. mike Says:

    Talk to me Goose….

  15. mike Says:

    Marco………….

  16. DrewBlack11 Says:

    “Hmph…Talk about premature ejection.”

  17. NavyDoc83 Says:

    This one will rate right up there with,”Go get me the keys to the HUMVEE” and “find me 50 feet of filopian tubing”.

  18. Bacon Says:

    Sent via email Apr 21st at 6:33 pm by Chester Petroski:

    Talk about the new stealth aircraft…….

  19. Ray_Young Says:

    So. . .I heard the CO gave you your fitrep this morning. How’d it go?

  20. Ray_Young Says:

    Did you hear the rumor that someone has been gun-decking the 3M on the ejections seat safties?

  21. Jeffrey Says:

    An you never thought a Pilot could get a hang nail….

  22. Jeffrey Says:

    I said “Check” not “Eject”. Roger…Over!!!…
    Call center, we have a problem…..

  23. Jeffrey Says:

    This is the last time I bring the “Squadron Commander” on a routine flight. Damn desk jockey’s……

  24. mcx Says:

    Not all aviators made the successful conversion from Tomcat to Hornet

  25. mike Says:

    Last one down buys the beers!

  26. mike Says:

    “Will you quit bungy jumping from the wing and get back in here”!

  27. Jeffrey Says:

    I said “Check” not “Eject”. Roger…Over!!!…
    flight, my reel has a real problem…..

  28. mike Says:

    “Green Light..Red Light”

  29. mike Says:

    “Duck. Duck .Goose”

  30. mike Says:

    “OOPPS my bag”

  31. mike Says:

    “Ok, now on the count of three I want you to…..I havent even started counting yet!”

  32. Jeffrey Says:

    Damn, I hate to become a “Nugget” again….., Well there goes those 8 years of flight school, but I thought my “SAT’s” scores was high enough to become a doctor in a third world country. Guess NOT!!!!

  33. Jeffrey Says:

    Are you looking at me, are you…(Quit.. day dreaming) I told you to get the milk and rest of the groceries… Do you feel like you are to good for us. Do you….

  34. mncmbabcock Says:

    I’m sorry Captain, what was that you said about my flying?

  35. winnharris Says:

    What do you mean, “You really have to go?”

  36. ddnight Says:

    “Someone should not have jokingly told the CPT that the ‘R. EJECT” button stood for reject.”

  37. Bacon Says:

    Sent via email April 22nd at 6:33 am by Joseph Fitzpatrick:

    Hey RIO, do you feel a draft?

  38. MBilzor Says:

    Dude, my last trap wasn’t THAT scary… was it??

  39. Raziel66 Says:

    Hey Johnson, last one to the Officer’s club buys the beer! Johnson?

  40. Bacon Says:

    Sent via email April 22nd at 2:49 pm by Fred Dildine:

    So that’s what that button does….

  41. mikeyB Says:

    LTjg. Smythe (aka Snake), the plowback instructor pilot, was really beginning to dislike midshipmen orientation flights.

  42. mindcell1 Says:

    I keep telling those guys what will happen if they eat that kind of stuff before a flight, but they never believe me!

  43. SeabeeSK Says:

    Why is it so cold all of a sudden?

  44. mikeyB Says:

    Maintenance Control… 401 is RTB.. Up for solo flights only!

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