Caption Contest - Apr 17, 2008
Posted by Bacon on April 17th, 2008 filed in Caption contest
What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday - the winner gets free stuff!
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April 17th, 2008 at 7:30 am
I always wanted to push the red button.
April 17th, 2008 at 9:51 am
Can you hear me now?
April 17th, 2008 at 9:58 am
The DECM bit-check gets them everytime!
April 17th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Famous last words: “Wow, these civilian jet fighter ride-alongs are great public relations for the Air Force, but all these controls look so complicated. What does this EJECT button do-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o?!”
April 17th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Hey Gonzo….you hear something? …..Gonzo?
April 17th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Sent via email April 17th, 1:13 pm by Pat:
“What’s that Johnson? Did you say your safety harness is loose?”
April 17th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Sent via email April 17th, 5:49 am by John Meacher:
“Man, I’m still feelin’ those bean burritos from last night! How about you, Ace? Ace???”
April 17th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
JTJG Jones had a sudden feeling that his NATOPS check ride wasn’t going well.
April 17th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
LTJG Jones had a sudden feeling that his NATOPS check ride wasn’t going well.
( I call a “do-over”)
April 18th, 2008 at 2:31 am
Tag, you’re it! Well I guess I win huh!
April 18th, 2008 at 2:32 am
No Goose, we are NOT going to go visit the snowcone guy down there………Darnnit Goose!!!
April 18th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Don’t look at me; he’s the one who insisted on flying with the top down.
April 21st, 2008 at 9:40 am
“You’re Gonna Do What!”
April 21st, 2008 at 9:40 am
Talk to me Goose….
April 21st, 2008 at 9:41 am
Marco………….
April 21st, 2008 at 10:52 am
“Hmph…Talk about premature ejection.”
April 21st, 2008 at 1:40 pm
This one will rate right up there with,”Go get me the keys to the HUMVEE” and “find me 50 feet of filopian tubing”.
April 21st, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Sent via email Apr 21st at 6:33 pm by Chester Petroski:
Talk about the new stealth aircraft…….
April 21st, 2008 at 9:56 pm
So. . .I heard the CO gave you your fitrep this morning. How’d it go?
April 21st, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Did you hear the rumor that someone has been gun-decking the 3M on the ejections seat safties?
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:12 am
An you never thought a Pilot could get a hang nail….
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:16 am
I said “Check” not “Eject”. Roger…Over!!!…
Call center, we have a problem…..
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:23 am
This is the last time I bring the “Squadron Commander” on a routine flight. Damn desk jockey’s……
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:23 am
Not all aviators made the successful conversion from Tomcat to Hornet
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:23 am
Last one down buys the beers!
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:26 am
“Will you quit bungy jumping from the wing and get back in here”!
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:26 am
I said “Check” not “Eject”. Roger…Over!!!…
flight, my reel has a real problem…..
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:28 am
“Green Light..Red Light”
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:30 am
“Duck. Duck .Goose”
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:34 am
“OOPPS my bag”
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:36 am
“Ok, now on the count of three I want you to…..I havent even started counting yet!”
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:55 am
Damn, I hate to become a “Nugget” again….., Well there goes those 8 years of flight school, but I thought my “SAT’s” scores was high enough to become a doctor in a third world country. Guess NOT!!!!
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:01 am
Are you looking at me, are you…(Quit.. day dreaming) I told you to get the milk and rest of the groceries… Do you feel like you are to good for us. Do you….
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:12 am
I’m sorry Captain, what was that you said about my flying?
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:52 am
What do you mean, “You really have to go?”
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:47 am
“Someone should not have jokingly told the CPT that the ‘R. EJECT” button stood for reject.”
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:47 am
Sent via email April 22nd at 6:33 am by Joseph Fitzpatrick:
Hey RIO, do you feel a draft?
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Dude, my last trap wasn’t THAT scary… was it??
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Hey Johnson, last one to the Officer’s club buys the beer! Johnson?
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Sent via email April 22nd at 2:49 pm by Fred Dildine:
So that’s what that button does….
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:27 pm
LTjg. Smythe (aka Snake), the plowback instructor pilot, was really beginning to dislike midshipmen orientation flights.
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:39 am
I keep telling those guys what will happen if they eat that kind of stuff before a flight, but they never believe me!
April 23rd, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Why is it so cold all of a sudden?
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Maintenance Control… 401 is RTB.. Up for solo flights only!