Caption Contest - Apr 24, 2008
Posted by Bacon on April 24th, 2008 filed in Caption contest
What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday - the winner gets free stuff!
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April 24th, 2008 at 6:39 am
“Here’s a letter from my mother saying I don’t have to deploy.”
April 24th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
The XO wants this by Close-of-Business , and the other 2nd Lieutenants need me for their beach volley ball team. Would you mind taking care of it.
2nd Lieutenant Pike is about to receive a lesson in the realities of who actually is in charge of 4th Platoon.
April 25th, 2008 at 7:35 am
When Ensign Jones gave the Gunny duty on the first weekend home from deployment, he learned what it really meant to be “imbedded”.
April 25th, 2008 at 7:43 am
It’s been over a week since II’ve been here from OCS and I’ve noticed some things that you’re doing wrong.
April 25th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Sent via email April 25th at 8:42 am by Pat:
“I corrected your spelling and punctuation errors in red pencil on this report for the Admiral.”
April 25th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Here’s your report back Gunny. The XO said I did a really great job putting it together. . .Thanks!
April 25th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Gunny, there is typo on my FitRep. Would you chage the phrase “Poor Leader” to read “Outstanding Leader” before it gets sent to the CO.
April 25th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Great News Gunny!!! The Navy is assigning 30 Yeomen as “Individual Augmenties” for one of our infantry platoons. AND. . .YOU get to train them.
April 25th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I just got my orders Gunny. Looks like we are BOTH being assigned to Adak.
April 25th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Doc said I have a “bruised ego” and should not make you mad anymore. Does this mean I don’t have to come to work anymore?
April 25th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Top…I notice you’re a bit behind in your paperwork. Here…I signed you up for a correspondence course in Effective Time Management.
April 25th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
2ndLT Smythe, per request from his Platoon Sgt, submits his first material requisition form for 3 qts of elbow grease.
April 26th, 2008 at 4:08 am
Look, almost done - I can win the annual “Ensign Scavanger Hunt” if I can just find a “Gunny Punch” - can you help me out?
April 26th, 2008 at 7:52 am
“I think you dropped my leave form, I found it in the round filing cabinet by accident”
April 26th, 2008 at 7:55 am
“Here’s your absentee ballot, I filled it out for you to save you some time”
April 26th, 2008 at 7:59 am
“Hey Gunny, I have alot of paperwork to do, can you just sign off on my CTT score sheet?”
April 26th, 2008 at 11:57 am
30 seconds in the ring…30 seconds in the ring…30 secs…..
April 28th, 2008 at 2:57 am
I drew a picture of you sssiiiirrrrrr, I call it Funny Gunny!
April 28th, 2008 at 7:38 am
“Here you go Sarge…….you dont mind if I call you Sarge do you?”
April 28th, 2008 at 7:45 am
“Hey Gunny”, I got the pictures back today from our ball last week. Here’s a real good one showing me dancing with your sister. Do you think I should ask her out again?
April 29th, 2008 at 9:13 am
“I knew my name for duty on saturday was a mistake so I corrected it for you Gunny”
April 29th, 2008 at 9:15 am
“I got my rebate check back from the I.R.S. today Gunny so I’m taking leave and I sign out tonight.”
April 29th, 2008 at 9:21 am
“Here Gunny, I won’t be going to the field training exercise with the platoon on teusday, I have a dental appointment that day.”
April 29th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Sent via email April 27th at 11:13 pm by GSM1(SW)(ret) Mike Stiern:
“Gunney, I know you’re extremely busy shuffling paperwork around, but this is my special request chit for getting today off so I can get my pet bird washed”.
April 29th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Gunny would it be a bad time to ask,” If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?”
April 29th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Here’s a note from medical that authorizes me to leave at a moments notice on a duty day while my wife and I try to get pregnant.
April 29th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
“Sorry, Sarge. Page 2,146 had a typo on it. I’m afraid they are all going to have to be initialed again.”
April 29th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Here it is Gunny. I found the file in my computer in my e-mail draft folder. Am I forgiven?
April 29th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
I’ve been recommended for an award and I know you were not there, but I need someone to sign my 4187 cause it has to be turned in within the next 15 minutes. Can you sign it Gunny?
April 29th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
“I would really like to help you with that paperwork, but I’ve been put on quarters for the next 48hrs.”
April 29th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
“I need you to sign this release form, I’m going to try out for Military Star Search.”
April 29th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
“I can’t do this Gunny, you spelled my last name wrong and they wont know its me.”
April 29th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
As per the commanders request, my 10 favorite things I love about the marine corps. He said to give them to you Gunny.
April 30th, 2008 at 1:59 am
I wrote my congressman about the messhall, wanna see it?
April 30th, 2008 at 2:02 am
“I have developed a sure-fire schedule that not only allows us to sleep in and get off early everyday, but it also lets us maximize our lunch break.”