Caption Contest – May 29, 2008
Posted by Bacon on May 29th, 2008 filed in Caption contest
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May 29th, 2008 at 6:23 am
*Gulp* Do I get a lollipop at least?
May 29th, 2008 at 6:44 am
Well XO…let’s talk about that leave request you denied.
May 29th, 2008 at 9:57 am
anesthesia by hammer? you must have been a gunners mate in a prior life.
May 29th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Well SUPPO, what is the status on the req for my new XL2000 Dental System? HMMMM?
May 29th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
So. Chief. Do you remember back when you were a BM2 and I was an E1 striker. . .
May 29th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Don’t worry Captain. There’s no hard feelings about my Mast yesterday.
May 29th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
So do you like the title of my new book, “Silence of the Canines”?
May 29th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
The dentist called in sick today. I’m usually just the janitor but they promoted me today.
May 29th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
They say your tricare Prime ran out. So do you want to do this the cheap way instead?
May 29th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
“We had to cut back on all the good equipment because someone complained about cost overruns.” “That wasn’t you was it?”
May 30th, 2008 at 8:59 am
Since they made one of Saddam’s torture chambers into the new dentist shop, Captain Kilroy decided to not remodel the office.
May 30th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Relax, you will feel a slight pinch. Once the numbness takes effect we’ll get started.
May 30th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
going medievil on me huh, you’ll need a bigger hammer for a black shoe LDO.
May 30th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
You know SMO… professional courtesies aside, you were a bit rough during my last colonoscopy.
May 31st, 2008 at 1:48 pm
If the Navy wanted you to have WISDOM they would’ve issued it to you!
June 1st, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Chief, I asked to to go for your annual Exam BEFORE deployment. As a Destroyer IDC, they don’t give me all those fancy powertools.
June 1st, 2008 at 2:24 pm
So, XO, let’s hear that joke again…the one about “the only difference between a dentist and a carpenter is that the carpenter’s tools are cleaner”.
June 1st, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Shortly after he flunked the Dental Department on a zone inspection, the XO began having this dream……..
June 2nd, 2008 at 8:13 am
Rank doesn’t always have its privileges …who has the hammer now!
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Sent via email June 2nd at 9:21 am by Kimoreen Mckenzie:
“Since we ran out of novacaine this hammer is going to be your anesthesia todayâ€.
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:45 am
“Now who was it that said I got my license from a box of cracker jacks?”
June 4th, 2008 at 10:16 am
While waiting for his BUDs class to start, BM1 Smith decided to volunteer for an Individual Augmentee assignment. Little did he know he was going to be a dental hygenist in theater.
June 4th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Would TRICARE cover a second opinion?
June 4th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
UMMMMM….. Let me just go sign that requisition for you.
June 5th, 2008 at 6:00 am
How am I doing? HOW AM I DOING??? Well Sir, my dog Skippy died, my 16 year old just got a girl pregnant, and my wife is cheating on me…….but don’t worry Sir, I never take my problems to work. Here, I’m allllll professionalism!