Comments on: Caption Contest – May 29, 2008

By: Rian Hudson

Rian Hudson — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:00:44 +0000

How am I doing? HOW AM I DOING??? Well Sir, my dog Skippy died, my 16 year old just got a girl pregnant, and my wife is cheating on me…….but don’t worry Sir, I never take my problems to work. Here, I’m allllll professionalism!

By: aintitgreat08

aintitgreat08 — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 22:38:50 +0000

UMMMMM….. Let me just go sign that requisition for you.

By: latimerf

latimerf — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:35:52 +0000

Would TRICARE cover a second opinion?

By: brownshooz

brownshooz — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 15:16:18 +0000

While waiting for his BUDs class to start, BM1 Smith decided to volunteer for an Individual Augmentee assignment. Little did he know he was going to be a dental hygenist in theater.

By: mike

mike — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 06:45:02 +0000

“Now who was it that said I got my license from a box of cracker jacks?”

By: Bacon

Bacon — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:04:38 +0000

Sent via email June 2nd at 9:21 am by Kimoreen Mckenzie:

â€œSince we ran out of novacaine this hammer is going to be your anesthesia todayâ€.

By: AndyKraft

AndyKraft — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:13:03 +0000

Rank doesn’t always have its privileges …who has the hammer now!

By: Scott Stroman

Scott Stroman — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 19:26:28 +0000

Shortly after he flunked the Dental Department on a zone inspection, the XO began having this dream……..

By: Scott Stroman

Scott Stroman — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 19:24:48 +0000

So, XO, let’s hear that joke again…the one about “the only difference between a dentist and a carpenter is that the carpenter’s tools are cleaner”.

By: DocKenSCPO

DocKenSCPO — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 19:10:20 +0000

Chief, I asked to to go for your annual Exam BEFORE deployment. As a Destroyer IDC, they don’t give me all those fancy powertools.