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Caption Contest - July 24, 2008
Posted by Bacon on July 24th, 2008 filed in Caption contest

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What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday and if you win, we’ll send you free stuff!


16 Responses to “Caption Contest - July 24, 2008”

  1. KirkBenson Says:

    Following his 8th month deployment, the CO knew his sleepless nights would continue.

  2. mjunge Says:

    Welcome home, dear. His diaper needs changing.

  3. Colleen Says:

    Somewhere, in the deep recesses of his memory, CDR Jones recalled an unfortunate seaman who was never able to get the blueberry baby puke stains out of his whites.

  4. BillyJoeJimBob Says:

    Suddenly, it dawned on CDR Smith that his birth control glasses may have been defective.

  5. Ray_Young Says:

    Another six month deployment is looking good about now.

  6. Scott Stroman Says:

    CDR Smith’s progress in transitioning the idea of “fatherhood” from theory to reality was suddenly halted by the question, “What’s that smell?”.

  7. Scott Stroman Says:

    The full impact of that romantic weekend in Ensenada before deployment was only now being realized.

  8. Scott Stroman Says:

    As he recalled the old saw that “You’re only required for the laying of the keel, not the launching of the vessel”, CDR Jones suddenly realized that there had been no mention of the 18 year-long upkeep and maintenance period.

  9. BarefootSerpent Says:

    Just when Commander Stern thought he’d finished with duty on the poop deck …

  10. AndyKraft Says:

    Yikes, she does look like me.

  11. Ray_Young Says:

    Does it have a Manual or at least a 3M Card?

  12. jmuniz Says:

    The CDR had finally met somebody he could not order to do anything!!!

  13. mindcell1 Says:

    CDR Fearless has commanded big ships and exercised authority over a great number of personnel, but this one scared him.

  14. Ray_Young Says:

    thougt bubble — “Don’t Show Fear. Don’t Show Fear. Don’t Show Fear.”

  15. kstein94 Says:

    Hmmm, she seems to resemble Lt, Jones?!!

  16. Bacon Says:

    Sent via email July 29th at 10:26 am by STGCM John Costner:

    Honey, remember that big surprise I was telling you about after our mid-deployment visit? Well, here it is.

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