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Caption Contest - July 31, 2008
Posted by Bacon on July 31st, 2008 filed in Caption contest

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What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday. The winner gets free stuff!


21 Responses to “Caption Contest - July 31, 2008”

  1. KirkBenson Says:

    There is nothing like submarine duty in Hawaii.

  2. tizzyhill Says:

    (While the Sub Commander takes advantage of no wife and lots of sun, his watch party detects a disturbance…) Sir! I see a woman by your car with a baseball bat and she’s… Oh, SNAP…SIR! I THINK YOUR WIFE…ERR…YOU’D BETTER COME TAKE A LOOK SIR!

  3. jc4630 Says:

    The last words the SUPPO heard while sunbathing on the conning tower were, Sir, we’ve just cleared the breakwater, request permission to dive.

  4. scantrontb Says:

    Despite the popularity of steel beach picnics with the surface fleet, they never caught on with the sub fleet

  5. RiverDriver Says:

    The Navy’s new recruiting scheme!

  6. Buck Says:

    Nukes don’t get many maneuvering watches

  7. Bacon Says:

    Sent via email Aug 4th at 8:06 am by MMCM(SS) Rich Nebelski:

    The New OSCAR; raising the standard on Man Overboard drill props.

  8. kstein94 Says:

    Due to budget shortfalls, the Navy signs a deal with Carnival Cruise Lines.

  9. Sierra Caddis Says:

    The reason why they banned METOC Officers from subs.

  10. SMA98 Says:

    The CO demonstrates his total trust in his crew.

  11. Scott Stroman Says:

    When the CO of the Gold Crew said, “I stand relieved”, he meant it……

  12. trscsailor Says:

    “let me know if you guys see the skipper coming. I told him I had work to do to avoid that round of golf”

  13. JeffOD Says:

    As the disabled and adrift submarine crew patiently awaited a tow, they contemplated the poor decision to install Windows Vista. But with even greater confusion…who agreed to the embedded Microsoft contractor?

  14. jjben2000 Says:

    Ens Ricky totaly misunderstood the phrase
    “Pleasure Cruise”

  15. velomaster Says:

    Identify the cross decked aviator in this picture

  16. brownshooz Says:

    What ship riders do when their port calls get cancelled.

  17. Bacon Says:

    Sent via email Aug 5th at 8:54 am by Frank Grandau:

    When tech reps ride submarines

  18. coulsong Says:

    Great look what happens when they send us an Airedale CMC

  19. jcain06334 Says:

    OOD whispers: Everybody sneak below…then I’ll sound the Collision alarm…

    CAPTION: Nuke humor

  20. jdwest1 Says:

    “Man I miss the Russians.”

  21. mindcell1 Says:

    Chief, it looks like someones telling the new guys to set the Beach Guard watch at sea again!

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