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Caption Contest – Sep 18, 2008
Posted by Bacon on September 18th, 2008 filed in Caption contest

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22 Responses to “Caption Contest – Sep 18, 2008”

  1. jdwest1 Says:

    Firing Pin Check.
    Barrel Check
    Eye Ball CH….

  2. jdwest1 Says:

    Is this gun assembly or Mr. Potatoe Head 101!!

  3. momma dawg Says:

    Blind field stripping 101: First put out the other guy’s eye to guarantee you beat his time. You have 48 seconds left to find the table and reassemble your handgun.

  4. mindcell1 Says:

    You say ‘Blind folded with your hands tied behind your back’. How’s THAT working out for you?

  5. Ray_Young Says:

    30 Seconds and the record for “Worst Time Ever” will have been broken

  6. Ray_Young Says:

    Two 2nd Lt’s
    One Gunnery Sergeant
    Zero Hope

  7. Scott Stroman Says:

    PVT Smith learned that it’s even harder to reassemble a pistol when the parts are located “where the sun don’t shine”.

  8. Scott Stroman Says:

    Gunny Jones figured he’d have time for a quick lunch, a run to the Exchange, and a car wash before the next two nuggets had a turn.

  9. sparra6872 Says:

    The few, the proud…

  10. AntonKraft Says:

    “Poking out Johnson’s eyes will not give you an advantage Smith, he will e blindfolded.”

  11. AntonKraft Says:

    Poking out Johnson’s eyes will not give you an advantage Smith, he will be blindfolded. (spelling error on the first one)

  12. CM1_Zeb Says:

    Misunderstanding the Gunny’s claim that he was so clueless he couldn’t find his “Pea-shooter” in the dark with both hands, PFC Johnson’s attempt to prove him wrong reinforced the Gunny’s point.

  13. awiley1028 Says:

    Quick, give me your eyes…. I can’t see a thing!

  14. billblackjr Says:

    2 hours and 25 minutes and counting.

  15. billblackjr Says:

    I gonna be late for dinner, again.

  16. billblackjr Says:

    ….and the chow hall closes in 15 minutes.

  17. Vagster Says:

    LT (Medical Corps) Western’s 5th attempt at blind fold TO weapon assembly.

  18. vcruz Says:

    I GOT THIS! I GOT THIS! I GOT THIS! NO… NO.. GUNNY.. I GOT THIS! ONE MORE MINUTE… I GOT THIS!!!

  19. Ray_Young Says:

    There are days when even a Marine Gunnery Sergeant thinks about quitting.

  20. Ray_Young Says:

    The Gunny realized his students formerly worked for NMCI.

  21. nixrtkl Says:

    My retirement begins in 5, 4, 3…

  22. basilwhite Says:

    UN Weapons Inspection training starts with baby steps.

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