Caption Contest – Sep 18, 2008
Posted by Bacon on September 18th, 2008 filed in Caption contest

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September 18th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Firing Pin Check.
Barrel Check
Eye Ball CH….
September 18th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Is this gun assembly or Mr. Potatoe Head 101!!
September 18th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Blind field stripping 101: First put out the other guy’s eye to guarantee you beat his time. You have 48 seconds left to find the table and reassemble your handgun.
September 18th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
You say ‘Blind folded with your hands tied behind your back’. How’s THAT working out for you?
September 19th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
30 Seconds and the record for “Worst Time Ever” will have been broken
September 19th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Two 2nd Lt’s
One Gunnery Sergeant
Zero Hope
September 20th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
PVT Smith learned that it’s even harder to reassemble a pistol when the parts are located “where the sun don’t shine”.
September 20th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Gunny Jones figured he’d have time for a quick lunch, a run to the Exchange, and a car wash before the next two nuggets had a turn.
September 20th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
The few, the proud…
September 21st, 2008 at 12:03 pm
“Poking out Johnson’s eyes will not give you an advantage Smith, he will e blindfolded.”
September 21st, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Poking out Johnson’s eyes will not give you an advantage Smith, he will be blindfolded. (spelling error on the first one)
September 22nd, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Misunderstanding the Gunny’s claim that he was so clueless he couldn’t find his “Pea-shooter” in the dark with both hands, PFC Johnson’s attempt to prove him wrong reinforced the Gunny’s point.
September 22nd, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Quick, give me your eyes…. I can’t see a thing!
September 23rd, 2008 at 4:15 am
2 hours and 25 minutes and counting.
September 23rd, 2008 at 4:16 am
I gonna be late for dinner, again.
September 23rd, 2008 at 4:17 am
….and the chow hall closes in 15 minutes.
September 23rd, 2008 at 8:38 am
LT (Medical Corps) Western’s 5th attempt at blind fold TO weapon assembly.
September 23rd, 2008 at 10:37 am
I GOT THIS! I GOT THIS! I GOT THIS! NO… NO.. GUNNY.. I GOT THIS! ONE MORE MINUTE… I GOT THIS!!!
September 23rd, 2008 at 7:00 pm
There are days when even a Marine Gunnery Sergeant thinks about quitting.
September 24th, 2008 at 12:10 am
The Gunny realized his students formerly worked for NMCI.
September 24th, 2008 at 6:38 am
My retirement begins in 5, 4, 3…
October 27th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
UN Weapons Inspection training starts with baby steps.