Caption Contest – Sep 25, 2008
Posted by Bacon on September 25th, 2008 filed in Caption contest
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September 25th, 2008 at 7:23 am
“Captain, this is the Officer Of The Deck. I have a surface contact to report. Are you sitting down?”
September 25th, 2008 at 7:27 am
The slimy polliwogs among ships’s company sensed they were about to experience the “Mother Of All Shellback Initiations”.
September 25th, 2008 at 8:15 am
SA Jones, the ship’s forward lookout, began to think he’d seen “Pirates Of The Caribbean” one too many times.
September 25th, 2008 at 11:38 am
What are they signaling? Avast ye scurve swabs? Prepare to be boarded???
September 25th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Sir, how do you propose we deal with this “threat”? Should we wake them a few times?
September 25th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
These spy glasses makes it seem like I’m right there.
September 25th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Who’s been messing with my binoculars?
September 25th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Captain? What do you mean we’re under attack?
September 26th, 2008 at 7:29 am
“Captain, I think we took a wrong turn around the Horn of Africa”
September 26th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
“Captain, I hold Skunk Charlie bearing 340 degrees true, 2500 yards on a course of………belay my last. I’ve been on watch too long.”
September 26th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
You could always tell the Pirate with the worst B.O. He stands on the highest aft deck with his arms raised high. It was his last chance to improve his hygiene before being sent to the crows nest!
September 28th, 2008 at 10:38 am
“Aye, Cap’n. It IS a pirate ship and it’s glad to see us.â€
September 29th, 2008 at 6:08 am
They said we might encounter pirates off the coast of Somalia, but this is ridicules!
September 29th, 2008 at 6:47 am
” Sir, Iraqi Navy off the starboard bow.”
September 29th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Mr. XO,
Sound General Quarters.
September 29th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Thought bubble: “I’m about to put on a star, and this has happens to me.
September 29th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
“Sir, those pesky Somali pirates are preparing to fire a volley from their hijacked galleon. Shall we show these buccaneers how the US Navy spells broadside?”
September 29th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Should I really wake the Capt for this?
September 29th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
“Uhhh… OOD? I think the Coast Guard cutter you just hailed has heard that term one too many times…”
September 29th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
“Oh no, Sir – that’s how an MSC ship on mod-lock for weeks spends Halloween…”
September 30th, 2008 at 7:53 am
In anticipation of the first Navy ship Halloween contest..the crew of the DD-942 got an early start.
September 30th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
The Armed Privateer “Windows Vista” prepares to clear her port broadside.
September 30th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
I’ve checked three times, its confirmed Captain. She is signalling for our surrender.
October 1st, 2008 at 2:07 am
Sent vis email Sep 30th at 12:41 pm by Barbara Smith:
SN Bupcus was wondering where that pirate ship came from, but then realized he was looking through one of those kid’s picture things.
October 1st, 2008 at 2:08 am
Sent via email Sep 30th at 12:44 pm by Barbara Smith:
ENS Stratt knew why the productivity rate went down, but he couldn’t say why in front of all those admirals, especially since they all had blackberries.
October 1st, 2008 at 7:44 am
Back to the drawing board for the “Littoral Combat Ship”.
October 1st, 2008 at 7:46 am
“Broadside” artist mounts a hostile takeover…U.S. Navy has his back!
October 2nd, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Heard off the coast of Somalia:
“Signal them: YARRR, avast pirate vessel!”
October 27th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Sinking of USCGC George Cobb blamed on “Rum Goggles”