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Caption Contest - Oct 2, 2008
Posted by Bacon on October 2nd, 2008 filed in Caption contest

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What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday - the winner gets free stuff!


16 Responses to “Caption Contest - Oct 2, 2008”

  1. Scott Stroman Says:

    When the Gunny WANTS a toothpick, the Gunny GETS a toothpick….

  2. Scott Stroman Says:

    When 1SGT Jones’s CO suggested he take up whittling to reduce his stress level, he had no idea of the environmental impact.

  3. Sierra Caddis Says:

    Private Kraft was banished to the “widdlin” stump for not keeping his knife sharp.

  4. martinte Says:

    When the C.O. said to Top, “Don’t take any wooden nickels” ……….

  5. AntonKraft Says:

    After watching Rambo, Private Smith decided to make his own weapons for battle.

  6. BarefootSerpent Says:

    Coming soon to a theater near you - “Grambo: The retirement years.”

  7. NavyCS Says:

    If you look real hard you can barely make out the well camouflaged Marine working hard making Toys for Tots.

  8. BillyJoeJimBob Says:

    “There! Now Jeff will never have to worry about slicing another golf ball into the trees,” says a loyal “Greenside” reader.

  9. Ray_Young Says:

    2LT Thomas wondered why the Gunny spent the entire morning teaching him to shoot, and the entire afternoon making toothpicks out of logs.

  10. billblackjr Says:

    The Gunny was determined to win that wittling contest.

  11. billblackjr Says:

    “What the Gunny can do with the soap bar I can do better with this here log.” said PVT Smith

  12. mike Says:

    Due to the 1SG’s Anger Management class being cancelled at the last minute, he decided to take his own approach after the BC asked him where he went.

  13. billblackjr Says:

    Surprized, the COL asked: “How many toothpicks did he make?”

  14. mncmbabcock Says:

    A whole darn tree and I still haven’t found that “beautiful ship model” that I was told was in every tree!

  15. CIWS CHIEF Says:

    I’ve cut it off THREE times, and its STILL too short!

  16. basilwhite Says:

    There’s a toothpick in this tree somewhere!

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