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Caption Contest - Nov 20, 2008
Posted by Bacon on November 20th, 2008 filed in Caption contest

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39 Responses to “Caption Contest - Nov 20, 2008”

  1. Terry M Says:

    Elliptical: $1200.00
    Gym Bag: $36.00
    Hand Feet Coordination: Priceless

  2. WXMAN Says:

    Helpppp. I’ve fallen down and can’t get up.

  3. TMURPHY Says:

    WELL CHIEF DID SAY “NO PAIN NO GAIN!

  4. Ray_Young Says:

    Leading from the front in fitness standards is not always the best policy.

  5. TMURPHY Says:

    ATTENTION ALL HANDS, STAND BY WHILE THE SHIP TAKES HEAVY ROLLS!

  6. TMURPHY Says:

    WEAR TESTING THE NEW NAVY PT UNIFORM REALLY HAS IT’S UPS AND DOWNS.

  7. leonard430 Says:

    No machine known to man is “Sailor Proof”.

  8. TMURPHY Says:

    NO I WON’T LET YOU, PLEASE DON’T TAKE IT AWAY–OUR RELATIONSHIP IS MOVING UP TO THE NEXT STEP!

  9. TMURPHY Says:

    IT LOOKED SO MUCH SMALLER ON TV. …HOW DO I GET IT BACK INTO THE BAG?

  10. CIWS CHIEF Says:

    Seaman Jenkins finds out that gravity is not just a good idea, it’s a law.

  11. CIWS CHIEF Says:

    So begins the Navy’s next big training initiative; ORM for PT on a CVN in preparation for the PFA.

  12. astig2 Says:

    They did say, “Don’t try this at home”.

  13. astig2 Says:

    OK, who left the banana peel on my machine?

  14. astig2 Says:

    Who said, “You can’t teach an old dog new tricks”?

  15. astig2 Says:

    I wonder if this is what my wife meant when she said, “a little exercise won’t kill you”!

  16. flip Says:

    Ok, I think he said just put my left foot here to start it.

  17. Terry M Says:

    Low crawl, valve shutdown practice

  18. WXMAN Says:

    Leadership by example at its best.

  19. TMURPHY Says:

    SENIOR NAVY OFFICIALS REPORTED THAT SAILORS ARE LITERALLY FALLING INTO A ROUTINE AT GYM’S THROUGHOUT THE FLEET THIS YEAR.

  20. TMURPHY Says:

    You have got to see the photo in Navy Times of the CO who slipped up and lost control of his command!

  21. WXMAN Says:

    The chief was attempting to use his head, it just didn’t work out quite like he had planned.

  22. WXMAN Says:

    Junior officers and machinery?? You decide.

  23. WXMAN Says:

    The thigh bone is connected to the ankle bone; the ankle bone is connected to the spinning wheel, the knee bone is connected to the petal. The head bone is stuck through the hand supports.

  24. Scott Stroman Says:

    Note to self: Set up exercise machines fore and aft, not athwartships…..

  25. Scott Stroman Says:

    MM3(SS) Jones decided that it was unwise to work out during “angles and dangles”.

  26. WXMAN Says:

    These supplemental electrical generation stations sources can get to be a pain.

  27. TMURPHY Says:

    ONE SMALL STEP FOR PHYSICAL FITNESS, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MEDICAL PREPAREDNESS.

  28. TMURPHY Says:

    WHILE STRADDLING AN ELLIPTICAL TRAINER, A NAVY SEAL DEMONSTRATES THE DEADLY ONE ARM TAKEDOWN.

  29. mncmbabcock Says:

    Reason 114 why you NEVER leave an Ensign alone around moving machinery!

  30. tennishog Says:

    I KNOW the translated elliptical calories burned is much easier than the PRT run!

  31. Belasarius Says:

    CHENG makes a mental note that the valve is not properly color coded and the flow direction is not stenciled.

  32. Skippy Says:

    ENS Murphy demonstrates the downside of being “stuck in an exercise routine”

  33. mindcell1 Says:

    [ABANDON SHIP! ABANDON SHIP! All hands muster … submit muster reports to the bridge!]…Oh great, more bridge wing counseling. I hate being the guy who verifies the muster reports on the bridge!

  34. JDog1 Says:

    This is what happens when you close your eyes, think your Tony LIittle, and starting singing “I’m a Maniac! Maniac!”

  35. SeabeeSK Says:

    Should’a listened and stuck with the treadmill.
    (Yes, art imitates life. Thanks for the painful reminder Jeff.)

  36. vfcruz Says:

    The girls make this look so easy…I’m going back to cross fit

  37. ddnight Says:

    ENS Murphy worked all day developing his coordination skills in preparation for his duties as “little red knob turner”…..

  38. Riansoccer10 Says:

    Sir, after a thorough inspection of your exercise equipment, I have diagnosed that the problem is…….you forgot to install a seat;……..Sir! I can order that for you and it will be in about 3 weeks from now!
    (Memoirs of a demoted Seaman)

  39. TMURPHY Says:

    Looks like Chief has come up with his own verison of “Sweatin’ to the Oldies”

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