Caption Contest - Nov 27, 2008
Posted by Bacon on November 27th, 2008 filed in Caption contest
Happy Thanksgiving! What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday - the winner gets free stuff from Military Times and the original artwork.
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November 27th, 2008 at 10:13 am
We can be friends as long as you keep that gun pointed that way!
November 27th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Hey turkey ,please tell me your not not part of the troop surge. Well it’s a long story, the recruiter told me I could be in the band because I have DRUMSTICKS!
November 27th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Chicken, Who are you calling a Chicken.
November 27th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Let’s just go with the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy and we’ll get along just fine.
November 27th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Any more lip out of you, and I’ll serve you up on a platter.
November 27th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
I have had to work with some real turkeys but this takes the cake.
November 27th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
You know that this fox hole can be converted to a barbeque pit real quick.
November 27th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
One more work out of you and your goose is cooked.
November 27th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
correction:
One more word out of you and your goose is cooked.
November 27th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Ok, let’s talk turkey.
November 27th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Ok, you run towards the mess hall and I’ve got you covered.
November 27th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
When you are out in the open, keep your head up high.
November 27th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Trust me, you won’t feal a thing.
November 28th, 2008 at 12:04 am
All Pvt Smith could think of was, I am glad that I am not the President.
November 28th, 2008 at 2:25 am
This is surely one hell of an improvement compared to C-rations and MRE’s. I can’t wait to see what they’ll do for Christmas and Easter!
November 28th, 2008 at 11:09 am
Private Butterball reporting as ordered Sir!
I hear you volunteered to be in the turkey shoot, “No way sir, volun-told!”
November 28th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Please tell me you’re a vegetarian!
Don’t worry, this is my third tour and I haven’t seen a turkey hurt yet—–just tell them you’re the new turkey in charge.
November 28th, 2008 at 11:55 am
Were you part of that Blue to Green Conversion effort from the Air Force
November 28th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Will we get Air Support now that we have an embedded Air Force Forward Air Controller
November 28th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Those sailors back on the ship told me they were sending over “Wild Turkey”—–No offense but I thought you were going to be in a bottle.
November 28th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
CORRECTION:
The sailors back on the ship told me that they were sending over some “Wild Turkey”, No offense but I thought you were going to be in a bottle.
November 28th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
You’re a real butterball alright.
November 28th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
This was not what I had in mind, when they said that they would send me some turkey for Thankgiving.
November 28th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
I wanted a shot of wild turkey, not a shot at a wild turkey.
November 29th, 2008 at 5:41 am
I am willing to take a bullet for you Marine but are you willing to take a bullet for me?
November 29th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
I’m all in favor of camoflague, private, but we need to factor in some situational awareness…
November 29th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
With all due respect Sir, there is no way I am putting on that Pilgrim costume!
November 29th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
I know that the recuiters are having a hard time finding new recruits, now they have gone from sending ill-prepared marines to sending me real turkeys.
November 29th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
What’s Marine HQ going to send me next time, Santa Claus.
November 29th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
This will teach me to complain about the turkeys back at head quarters.
November 30th, 2008 at 10:01 am
This is the M-16 Assault Rifle, the preffered weapon of the Marine Corps, and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you,so get used to it.
November 30th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
SSGT Smith pondered, how did a turkey get assigned to his foxhole? When He knows that turkeys only go assigned to headquarters.
November 30th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
correction
SSGT Smith pondered, how did a turkey get assigned to his foxhole? When He knows that turkeys only get assigned to headquarters.
December 1st, 2008 at 3:07 am
Wow, so you’re saying that it’s really called a “Turkey Hole”, AND we just elected our first African American President!? What do you take me for, you crazy Turkey?! Hey wait a minute; A TALKING TURKEY!!!
December 1st, 2008 at 7:48 am
In an effort to reduce the contract cost of meals for troops Iraq, the contractor decides to “cut out the middle man”.
December 1st, 2008 at 7:50 am
In an effort to reduce the contract cost of meals for troops in Iraq, the contractor decides to “cut out the middle man”.
December 1st, 2008 at 10:51 am
Then LCpl. Smith realized, the homemade egg nog was not a good idea.
December 1st, 2008 at 12:06 pm
We’re not out as far out in front as I thought….only HQ and Rear D get the fresh rations!
December 1st, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Correction:
We’re not as far out in front as I thought…only HQ and Rear D get the fresh rations!
December 1st, 2008 at 11:50 pm
To pardon or not to pardon; that is the dilemma!
December 2nd, 2008 at 1:43 am
This place is really turning into a funny farm. My last battle buddy was a donkey!
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:02 am
Sorry Turkey, this is not the place for the Presidential pardon.
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:35 am
Now that’s the freshest MRE I’ve ever seen!
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:12 am
Even if I was in the Army, this is not a turkey-hole.
December 2nd, 2008 at 8:30 am
Man, are these MREs really fresh!
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:52 am
You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ (CLICK,CLICK)Well, do ya TURKEY?”
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:16 am
Lcpl Jones had a strong uneasy feeling about the new guy!
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:28 am
I know I asked the Suppo for some beef “JERKY” not a “TURKEY”!
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:33 am
“The Judge said, “Go in the Marine Corps or go the the turkey farm. . .what would you have done?”
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:35 am
**Correction***
The Judge said, “Go in the Marine Corps or go to the turkey farm”. . .what would you have done?
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:44 am
Turkey thinking: I know I am hiding from the chow hall cooks, but what is your excuse?
December 2nd, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Pvt. Jones opted for #47 the new “organic” MRE.
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:32 am
“Well, guess you’re better than a private”
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:33 am
[TURKEY]Hey sergeant, we have been out here too long in this heat. I don’t like that gleam in your eye and the way you’ve been staring at me.
[MARINE]Didn’t you tell me that you grew up on a farm and that you use to be stationed in Turkey?
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:34 am
“You say you’re the new Specialist? You don’t look like a Golden Eagle to me.”
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:21 pm
[Marine] “You’re a little under cooked.”
December 4th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
No words; just them two staring at each other while the theme song of “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly” plays on the background.