Caption Contest – Dec 4, 2008
Posted by Bacon on December 4th, 2008 filed in Caption contest
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December 4th, 2008 at 7:01 am
[BOMB SQUAD GUY SINGING]
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree,
YOU GOT BLOWN UP BY E-O-D.
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree,
NOW WE ALL HAVE P-T-S-D.
December 4th, 2008 at 7:10 am
Whoever thought this year’s Christmas Party was going to be this much of a blast!
December 4th, 2008 at 7:19 am
SOP 4235 – All unattended packages shall be inspected by the duty Explosive Ordnance Disposal Technician.
December 4th, 2008 at 7:30 am
This is what happens when you use granades as tree orniments.
December 4th, 2008 at 7:31 am
Penagon Christmas party.
December 4th, 2008 at 7:34 am
The White House were all packages are suspect even Christmas presents.
December 4th, 2008 at 7:44 am
Now that the Demacrates are back in charge, even the Christmas party is suspect.
December 4th, 2008 at 8:52 am
Tommy loves his new toy
December 4th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Nothing says Christmas like explosives under the tree.
December 4th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
The CNO will get a bang out of this Christmas party.
December 4th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
The CNO said: What there is a present from the Air Force under the tree? That present is suspect, EOD Blow it up.
December 4th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
EOD Pink Elephant…
December 4th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Christmas sure is different when Santa got EOD certified.
December 4th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
EFD (Explosive Fruitcake Disposal) has its busiest month ahead of them.
December 4th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
The 21st Century Grinch Who Stole Christmas.
December 4th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
NEVER. EVER. Stop training.
December 4th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
The Office of Naval Research conducts an operational test of their new Christmas Tree Watering System (CTWS).
December 5th, 2008 at 2:14 am
STAND BACK EVERYONE…. this Holiday Season is no excuse to stop searching for weapons of mass destruction!
December 5th, 2008 at 2:31 am
[GUY IN WHITE SHIRT SAYING] Wait, stop!! I said “OH-Christmas Tree”, not “WMD”!
December 5th, 2008 at 2:38 am
[EOD GUY THINKING] Let’s see, press one for flame thrower, press two for high pressure water, press three to access the internet, press four to end your career. I should have paid more attention in EOD School.
December 5th, 2008 at 2:39 am
Hey, what are you doing? Those presents were supposed to be sent to Taiwan!
December 5th, 2008 at 5:49 am
[CHIEFING WALKING WITH BLUE FOLDER SAYING] Here at EOD headquarters, the gift exchange is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get.
December 5th, 2008 at 5:57 am
CORRECTION:
[CHIEF WALKING WITH BLUE FOLDERS SAYING] Here at E.O.D. Headquarters, the office gift exchange is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get!
December 5th, 2008 at 7:32 am
For GMT prior to the holiday stand-down, the EOD Chief demonstrates the proper gift-screening process.
December 5th, 2008 at 11:08 am
[GUY IN CAMO TALKING TO GUY IN BLUE]You can’t even say “BOMB” in the office anymore. All Santa said was, “These presents are the BOMB!” Hopefully he’s got a good lawyer!
December 5th, 2008 at 11:51 am
When I said, “Lets blow this place; I meant Lets LEAVE, not blow it up for real”!!!!
December 5th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
[EOD GUY]
OK Santa, come out of the tree! We know you’re in there and there’s no escape, we’ve got the place surrounded!
[SANTA TALKING FROM INSIDE THE TREE]
What ever happened to just milk and cookies?
December 5th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
I said the tree blows; not blow the tree!!!!
December 5th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
THE NEW GUY DROPPED THE ‘F-BOMB’ and NOW HE IS HIDING IN THE TREE!
December 5th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
This is what happens when you allow SEALs to decorate for the holidays. Explosive presents.
December 5th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
“Future Autonomous Land Vehicle keeps Pentagon safe during the Holiday Season” …headline Charlie hopes to get for his ALV Program.
December 6th, 2008 at 1:24 am
[LADY IN PINK DRESS] OOOOH how cute, it looks just like the “WALL-E†robot. Will it vacuum and clean windows also?
December 6th, 2008 at 6:19 am
[GUY IN BLACK SAYING] It looks like the Air Force lost another nuclear weapon!
December 7th, 2008 at 4:16 am
[EOD GUY SINGING]
Deck the halls with dynamite.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Press the button, see the lights.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
December 7th, 2008 at 4:56 am
I said this Christmas party was a bomb; NOT had a bomb!!
December 7th, 2008 at 5:19 am
Navy wins their 7th consecutive Army-Navy game, Army sends their congratulations!!
December 7th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
The Officer in the back says: Oh isn’t that cute, the Bomb squad got a new toy for Christmas.
December 8th, 2008 at 12:51 am
Ya know John, I’m glad you like your new toy and all, but I still say the suit is a little much!
December 8th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Suspicion is aroused when the boss actually puts out a gift for someone.
December 8th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Chief Jones, just back from Iraq, completes part of his readjustment therapy by using a weapon of war for the kinder, gentler purpose of photographing his EOD group’s tree and presents. We all hope that the Chief remebered to load the camera and not the shotgun.
December 9th, 2008 at 9:41 am
The perfect Christmas gift for someone in EOD!
December 9th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Those boxes weren’t there yesterday!
December 9th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Why “Toys for Tots” no longer accept clocks.
December 9th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Who knew the EOD guy was a redneck. EOD Guy says “Hey, someone hold my Egg Nog…Now watch this!”
December 9th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Sent via email December 9th at 10:56 am by Kent & Sara Karstetter:
Aunt Frankie’s toxic fruitcake
December 9th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Mary was starting to think that winding the alarm clock before she wrapped it for this years “Secret Santa” was a very bad idea.
December 10th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Hurry up and just pick one!
December 12th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
CINCPC afraid of stowaway squirrel
December 12th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
CINPC fearing a stowawat squirrel.