Caption Contest – Dec 11, 2008
Posted by Bacon on December 11th, 2008 filed in Caption contest
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December 11th, 2008 at 7:29 am
CAPT Smith didn’t intend to create a fire hazard when he hung his stockings with care.
December 11th, 2008 at 9:15 am
The moment the Rear Admiral Lower-Half realizes his lineal number affects more than just promotion…
December 11th, 2008 at 10:48 am
I should’ve used a bigger stocking.
December 11th, 2008 at 10:48 am
Santa can’t fight a ship in here.
December 11th, 2008 at 10:53 am
CAPT Smith looks in is stocking and was disapointed, it was empty. What’s this he thinks, I was a good boy, I only sank two ships this year.
December 11th, 2008 at 10:54 am
correction: Santa can’t fit a ship in here
December 11th, 2008 at 11:04 am
GYSGT Grinch was unhappy that someone stole his Christmas.
December 11th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Sent via email December 11th at 7:27 am by Barbara:
RADM (lower half) Atkins wondered what his kids would think of him if he pulled rank on Santa to put something in his stocking.
December 11th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
The RADM was looking for the perfect gift that his wife had promised him and he didn’t get. And what is the perfect gift for a RADM (lower half) The other half.
December 11th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I’m sure I told the Yeoman to have Santa bring me a Second Star this year.
December 11th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Nope. No “Golden Parachute” again this year.
December 11th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Santa obviously did not approve of my liberty call in Tialand this year.
December 11th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I guess even Santa cannot give you the respect of you fellow sailors.
December 11th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Santa is about to learn an unpleasant lesson in “Rank Hath Its Privilige”.
December 11th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
RDML Smith quickly learned that his excessive taunting of the Army General after Navy’s 34-0 victory over Army, was not appropriate, at least in Santa’s eyes.
December 11th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
When I figure out who was my Secret Santa, they are going to the South Pole for the next Christmas.
December 11th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Not even a lump of coal.
December 12th, 2008 at 8:47 am
Believe
December 12th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
What do you get the RADM that has everything. (Nothing).
December 12th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Santa doesn’t allow double dipping.
December 12th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
MORAL DILEMMA – Having come up the ranks in the JAG, he understood the $20 maximum gift value clause in the regulations, and knew that the clump of coal he got was worth much more…
December 12th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
NWU Advisor RADM Buzworth can’t remember how he got onto Santa’s naughty list.
December 12th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
RDML Rimshot is still hoping for a Bail Out this Christmas…
December 12th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Dear Santa,
I can explain…
Your bud,
RDML
December 13th, 2008 at 6:33 am
Santa should’ve asked Congress for a Bailout!
December 13th, 2008 at 7:27 am
I guess that I should not have deployed Santa to Iraq this past summer.
December 13th, 2008 at 10:28 am
Sticks and Stones can brake my bones, but nothing in my stocking can really hurt me.
December 13th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
I didn’t know that Santa was an army fan.
December 13th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Santa was unable to get RADM Smith gift past Homeland Security.
December 15th, 2008 at 8:29 am
“Honey, I thought I gave NCIS liberty this Christmas”
December 15th, 2008 at 8:30 am
Hey, where’s my Brut and Old English this year
December 15th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Marge, you forgot to send my letter to Santa Claus again didn’t you!!!
December 15th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
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December 15th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Let me just swap the name on these 2 stockings.
December 15th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
These should fit. My ankles were getting cold.
December 15th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
The admiral’s stocking was empty because he was burned up about the half-ashed fire he found when he came down the chimney!
December 15th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
CORRECTION: The admiral’s stocking was empty because SANTA was burned up about the half-ashed fire he found when he came down the chimney.
December 15th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
The harsh reality of RADM (LH): “I get no respect. No respect at all!”
December 15th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
BGEN Jones: “Top, get your butt in here. Now!”…er…”Honey, would you please come in here for just a minute?”
December 15th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
And he hung his stocking by the chimney with great care
in hopes that St Nick would bring him some hair.
December 15th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
First the democrats …now Santa.
December 16th, 2008 at 5:05 am
[[GUY SINGING]
BAILOUT money roasting on an open fire,
Obama whipping out a fire hose,
Yuletide carols being sung by congress,
and nobody really, really knows.
December 16th, 2008 at 8:59 am
All year long I thought Santa was just joking about streamlining, downsizing and management reshaping at the North Pole.
December 16th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Coal again, maybe I should have listened to the wife and not sent those boys to Iraq early.
December 16th, 2008 at 10:36 am
I didn’t really mean it when I said,”All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth”!
December 16th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
What’s that in the bottom? Wait … it looks like … yes, just what I wanted! Peace on Earth, goodwill toward all.
December 16th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Oh look just what I’ve always wanted, some more old spice and socks with my intials embroaded on them.
December 16th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
The keys in here better work on that new Hummer parked out front or someone is getting towed today!
December 16th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
O’kay when I first looked at this stocking I thought to myself, is it half full or half empty? I didn’t expect it to but FULL EMPTY!
December 16th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
“HEY HONEY YOUR NOT GOING TO BEILEVE THIS”………From the film makers of “Honey I Shrunk the Kids”, this Holiday Season you can enjoy, “Honey I shrunk the Kids, Santa, his Reindeer and some Elvesâ€
December 16th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
AIG, Wall St, The Big Three, Fanny, Freddie, now Santa.
December 17th, 2008 at 10:25 am
A “Blue” Star? Wahts that suppose to mean?…
December 17th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Yet another year the old man was reminded it was indeed lonely at the top….
December 17th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Some unforeseen consequence of the RDML’s “No fly zone” above his home.
December 17th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Note inside from Santa:
DO NOT mess with my milk and cookies again!
V/R
Santa
December 17th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
When AT1(AW/SW) Clause did not make Chief this round…
December 17th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Army conversation:
Wife: Nothing in the stocking, Hoah?
BGEN: Hoah.
Wife: Better luck next year, Hoah?
BGEN: Hoah that.