Caption Contest – Dec 18, 2008
Posted by Bacon on December 18th, 2008 filed in Caption contest
What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday – the winner gets the artwork and free stuff from Military Times!
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December 18th, 2008 at 7:02 am
Hey Schmalz…do our hazmat regs say anything about “lumps of coal”?
December 18th, 2008 at 8:09 am
Hey, get the the master- at- arms up here with the camera and the breathalyzer, this one is gonna be good!
December 18th, 2008 at 8:32 am
[SANTA] Good evening sir, Santa Claus requesting permission to come aboard?
[OOD] Okay, I see you have your “PIER PASS†but what about the “NO SHAVE CHIT�
December 18th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Hey, Petty Officer of the watch, it looks like your Christmas wish came true, Santa’s here to relieve you!!
December 18th, 2008 at 10:40 am
Look…..here is my pilot license; I have been called back to ACTIVE DUTY!
December 18th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
DING DING, DING DING,…..SANTA…. ARRIVING!!!!
December 18th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
[OFFICER]
HEY LOOK…IT REALLY, REALLY WORKED!
[SANTA]
I just got this email asking for one heater and two pairs of ear muffs, Merry Christmas SUPPO!!!
December 18th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Go find the Command Duty Officer, I don’t think this one is covered in the S.O.P.!
December 18th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Hey Murph….. don’t all visitors have to have two forms of picture I.D.?
December 18th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
[SANTA]
Can you call this number for me? My sled broke down and my cell phone has no signal.
December 18th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Check the visitor log and hand me that life ring…..we might just have a MAN OVERBOARD in a minute!
December 18th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Hey, pass the word on the 1MC again that the quarterdeck is secured to all hands. Sorry Santa, you’re gonna have to use the ships smokestacks this year!
December 18th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Hold on, I’ve got this one. Santa the quarterdeck is secured during cleaning stations…you’re gonna have to use the ships smokestacks this year!
December 18th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
The economy must really be bad if Santa has to work a second job!
December 18th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Santa’s sleigh got REPO’d and we’re helping him with his deliveries this year.
December 18th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Bet you didn’t know Santa is a Reservist in his off time!
December 18th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
[SANTA]
Here is my card, I am here to pick up the “Toy for Tots”.
[OFFICER]
Petty Officer, have all the Marines muster on the quarterdeck for Santa’s working party and get a few sailors up here to supervise!
December 18th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
CORRECTION:
[SANTA]
Here is my card, I am here to pick up the “Toy’s for Tots†sir.
[OFFICER]
Petty Officer, have ALL the Marines muster on the quarterdeck for Santa’s working party and get me a FEW sailors to supervise!
December 18th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
“Hey, Petty Officer Jones. His name really is Kris Kringle!!”
December 18th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
OOD: Petty officer Smith, If I told you once I told you a 1000 time I don’t care if Santa himself wants access, no one gets on board that isn’t in the proper uniform of the day.
December 18th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Alright buddy who do you think you are Santa Claus?
December 18th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
I don’t care of you are Santa, you are not allow aboard without a thorough search of your bag.
December 18th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Petty officer Smith get the doctor, I’m seeing things.
December 18th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
OOD; Petty Officer of the watch, Through this sailor into the brig until he sobers up.
December 18th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
OOD: Petty officer Smith look at his ID. Name Kris Kringle, address North Pole, so why is he trying to pass himself off as Santa Claus.
December 18th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Santa: Due to manning shortages, I have been order to report for duty. OOD: Petty Officer Smith call the CAG on the 1MC. He has to see this.
December 19th, 2008 at 5:06 am
Sir I am here to relieve the watch and decided to dress up like Santa.
[OFFICER]
Well let’s pretend I’m the GRINCH that stole christmas…..give me that bag of presents and go change into your uniform!!
December 19th, 2008 at 8:22 am
The Ensign, still young enough to believe in Santa, was at a loss for words.
December 19th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Christmas POLICE, I need to see the C.O., your ship is in voilation for not displaying christmas lights!
December 19th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Hey wakeup, is that the new Security Officer?
I have been working undercover on shore patrol; here is the naughty & nice list and a bag full of contraband.
December 19th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
OOD: Petty Officer Smith, I know that there is a change to the working uniform, but I thought that it was gray and blue, not red and white.
December 20th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Hey heard some of the guys had to go on I.A. duty with the Army……. but no one mentioned the Salvation Army!
December 20th, 2008 at 11:52 am
These pirates from the Horn of Africa will try anything to get onboard…..last duty day we caught one dressed up like Frosty the snowman!
December 20th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
The last watch let me park on the flightdeck..you knwo how it is, someetimes it is just easier to walk.
December 20th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
K.B.R.? Is there anything you guys don’t have under contract?
December 20th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
OOD: Petty Officer Smith, So OK he is Santa, but you know that Captain will blow a gasket when he see what the raindeer left on the flight deck. And I am not doing a FOD walk down anytime soon.
December 20th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
OOD: If your Santa Claus, he’s the Easter Bunny.
December 20th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
OOD: Petty Officer Smith, get the Master At Arms, this sailor’s no shave chit expired in 1972.
December 21st, 2008 at 12:35 am
OOD: Petty Officer Smith, you get to explain to the Captain that he was on the naughty list this year.
December 22nd, 2008 at 9:55 am
See what happens when you fall asleep on watch, good thing it’s the 24th
December 22nd, 2008 at 9:57 am
No ..really, it’s me Petty Officer Claus, I had a Long night, Just let me get to bed!
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:31 pm
OOD: “Petty Officer of the Watch, you are not, repeat NOT to mention this to anyone!”
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:32 pm
OOD: “Petty of the Watch, how do we enter this in the Deck Log?”
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:37 pm
OOD: “Hey Petty Officer of the Watch, didn’t the CDO say something about the SEALs doing some sort of physical security penetration exercise?”
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Upgrading his 1914 sleigh to the new DDG 1000 was the best decision Santa ever made. Although there were some setbacks…
December 22nd, 2008 at 4:02 pm
SUPPO Clause arrives at his new station.
December 22nd, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Just off from Boot Camp, SN Jones arrives wearing the newly issued winter NWU. They say the colors blend well with the ship life rings…
December 22nd, 2008 at 9:06 pm
“I tell ya, Ensign, havin’ the midwatch on Christmas Eve is as much fun as watchin’ paint dry!”
December 22nd, 2008 at 9:22 pm
OOD: Petty Officer Smith call the Marine detachment, Santa needs a working party to help with the toys.
December 22nd, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Tell the Captain the INSERV board has arrived early – with “gifts”
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:49 pm
OOD: Petty Officer Smith, this guy looks suspicious, search his bag for contraband.
December 23rd, 2008 at 3:14 pm
OOD: Petty Officer Smith does that look like a regulation seabag to you.
December 23rd, 2008 at 4:34 pm
CORRECTION:
I don’t care If you are Santa, you are not allow aboard without a thorough search of your bag.
December 23rd, 2008 at 4:43 pm
OOD: Petty Officer Smith, why are you on Santa’s naughty list.
December 23rd, 2008 at 6:15 pm
OOD: Petty Officer Smith, I see that the Captain’s naughty list isn’t the only one that you are on.
December 23rd, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Petty Officer of the watch, they never told me at OCS to expect this during inport security drills!!! What is going on here?
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Tap…Tap, Petty officer Smith your awake right. Pinch me, I think Im in a bad dream. Santa just showed me the naughty list and Im on it.
December 24th, 2008 at 9:43 am
POOW, unless this guy shows me more than his American Express card, your going to have to escort him.
December 24th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Hey Petty Officer, I am going to need you to witness this. RISE YOUR RIGHT HAND REPEAT AFTER ME…..”I Santa Claus, do solemnly swear………..”
December 24th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Can you show me which berthing these guys live in? Last year I got lost in the engine room and they had to send a search party to find me!
December 24th, 2008 at 11:59 am
I might be a junior Ensign, but I know Santa when I see Him!!!
December 24th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Merry Christmas, here is that special request chit for your PCS move!
Have you every been to the North Pole?
December 24th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Go get the camera, I’m getting my picture taken with Sata.
December 24th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Petty Officer Murphy get your hands out of your pockets and pop tall; Santa is here for his scheduled tour!