Caption Contest – Jan 1, 2009
Posted by Bacon on January 1st, 2009 filed in Caption contest
What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday – the winner gets free stuff and the original artwork!
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January 1st, 2009 at 11:31 am
One of the best perks of submarine duty is NOT having to sit in traffic to get to work!
January 1st, 2009 at 11:34 am
New seal training requirements, to qualify you must take over a submarine, with nothing, but basic swimming gear.
January 1st, 2009 at 11:34 am
Do you ever get that fealing that your not alone?
January 1st, 2009 at 11:36 am
Wow, these pool toys are getting realistic!!!!
January 1st, 2009 at 11:37 am
Permission to come aboard.
January 1st, 2009 at 11:39 am
Battle stations, battle station, man your battle station, an unknown surface contact.
January 1st, 2009 at 11:48 am
Capt: Bosen Jones how did you get out there. You are suppose to wait until the boot surfaces before you can open the hatch on the conning tower.
January 1st, 2009 at 11:49 am
Capt: Bosen Jones are those authorized swimming trunks?
January 1st, 2009 at 11:52 am
bong, bong, bong, Surface contact baring 360 degrees, two yards, rig for colision.
January 1st, 2009 at 12:20 pm
NAVY SEALS always get to have all the fun!
January 1st, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Relieving the AFT-LLOK out on a submarine has never been an easy task!
January 1st, 2009 at 12:32 pm
CORRECTION:AFT LOOK OUT
January 1st, 2009 at 12:36 pm
SWIM CALL, swim CALL!!
January 1st, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Let me in, let me in!!! I promise this time I will get qualified!
January 1st, 2009 at 6:29 pm
6,000 ton submarine times 15 knots equals really effective anti-swimmer tactic.
January 1st, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Snorkel and mask set: $49.95
“Ron Jon” swim trunks: $35.50
Being peeled off the attack scope: Priceless!
January 2nd, 2009 at 12:42 am
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours!!
January 2nd, 2009 at 5:27 am
Senior Chief this E.M.I. is way beyond Navy regulations! Cleaning this submarine from front to rear will take longer than two hours!!!
January 2nd, 2009 at 5:33 am
Submariners have always been one step ahead of the rest of the fleet when it comes to uniform requirements!
January 2nd, 2009 at 5:44 am
Mission accomplished, the “Hunt for the Red October” is officially completed!
January 2nd, 2009 at 5:59 am
CORRECTION ABOVE:
Mission accomplished, the “Hunt for the Red October†is officially OVER!
January 2nd, 2009 at 6:07 am
Taking the P.R.T. test on submarine duty has never been easy; the C.O. has all eyes on you!
January 2nd, 2009 at 6:14 am
I thought the recruiter was joking when he said submarine duty in IRAQ is just like a vacation!
January 2nd, 2009 at 6:30 am
Okay SIR, the high speed internet cable is connected! Do you want me to hook up the land line also?
January 2nd, 2009 at 6:43 am
I never thought after retirement that a job with the USO or MWR would require this much dedication!
January 2nd, 2009 at 7:00 am
Flood torpedo tubes 1&2………. Launch the SAR swimmer and this morning’s breakfast; the admiral wants to feed the fish AGAIN!
January 2nd, 2009 at 7:09 am
SIR, I swam over there to the Russian submarine and told them “WE COME IN PEACE†but they just didn’t like my shorts!
January 2nd, 2009 at 9:39 am
DIVE, DIVE, DIVE…RIG THE BOAT FOR ULTRA QUITE…vacuum cleaner salesman straight ahead!
January 2nd, 2009 at 9:42 am
CORRECTION: QUIET
January 2nd, 2009 at 12:27 pm
With the home market collapsing some people have considered submarine duty one way to stay afloat
January 2nd, 2009 at 12:41 pm
I told Dad when I grow up I was going to be a periscope reapairman and he said I was DIVING into a uncharted waters!
January 2nd, 2009 at 12:47 pm
That will be $29.99….Would you like me to check the oil too?
January 2nd, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Alright, that’s 250 large meatlovers pizza’s and 160 orders for breadsticks….. What would you guys like to drink with that?
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Submariners idea of along time.
January 2nd, 2009 at 11:47 pm
“Is this why Mom said I shouldn’t go out too far?”
January 4th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
SA Jones note to self: Suspend search for the mail buoy and devote spare time to finding 100 yards of shoreline……….
January 5th, 2009 at 9:48 am
Ding Ding, Ding Ding, BUFFALO Arriving.
January 5th, 2009 at 9:49 am
“Boy, this new mask I got for Christmas is great. I wonder if I will see anything exciting down here today?”
January 5th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
SAR exercises off Hawaii are getting a we bit to relaxed…..
January 5th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
SSBN Tunacan on Presidencial Securiy Duty.
January 6th, 2009 at 8:02 am
The XO begins his “top down” zone inspection.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
After feeling the crew just did not understand the maneuver, the Captain decided to take the visual teaching aide approach.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Correction:
After many attempts of the new maneuver, the Captain decided to show the crew himself how it is done
January 6th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Bull Ensign Jones’ took his emergency dive drill joke on the XO just a LITTLE too far.
January 7th, 2009 at 8:36 am
TOPSIDE-ROVER watch on submarine duty really does keep the crew in good shape.