Caption Contest – Jan 8, 2009
Posted by Bacon on January 8th, 2009 filed in Caption contest
What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday – the winner gets the artwork and free stuff from Military Times!
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January 8th, 2009 at 9:27 am
How did you K.B.R. guys make it past my quarterdeck watch?
Easy SIR….we renogatied their enlistment contracts.
January 8th, 2009 at 9:37 am
Crab legs and steak could only mean one thing; How long have we been extended?
January 8th, 2009 at 9:40 am
The mess hall version of a Happy Meal.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:00 am
SUPPO, being a Logistic Specailist will take some gettin’ use to….. this morning it took 2 SK’s and 1 SH to make this oatmeal.
January 8th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Suddenly, SUPPO wasn’t quite so hungry anymore…
January 8th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
“Yes, sir, since Congress declared Spam illegal, we can now stock enough SOS to serve it with every meal.â€
January 8th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Adding toothpaste to the food was a great idea Seaman Murphy, not only does the food taste better but we’ve got great smiles also!
January 8th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
The recruiter told me that every payday was a fortune and that every meal was a feast but he never said it was going to be the SAME feast until every payday!
January 8th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
The C.O., X.O. and CMC decided to serve up chow for the crew prior to announcing the ship’s 3 month deployment extension.
January 8th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
As the old saying goes, “The most dangerous folks on the ship are CS’s with a smile…”
January 8th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
The morning of the last day of a deployment is always a great day!!
January 8th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Ok, what did you put in the oatmeal?
January 8th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Do you ever get the feeling that there is something wrong with the mystery meat?
January 8th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
What’s in mystery meat anyway?
January 8th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
When the mess cooks are smiling, you should be scared.
January 9th, 2009 at 5:24 am
The mess cooks have that smile that says, you’d be better of eating your boot. At least you would know what you ate.
January 9th, 2009 at 9:02 am
I want some of what they had; not the S.O.S. they are serving!!!
January 9th, 2009 at 9:08 am
When the cooks all have big smiles, the meal is either really good or really bad. The bad part is there is only one way to tell!!
January 9th, 2009 at 9:40 am
As the XO prepared to sample the mess, he wondered if he might have been just a bit too harsh during yesterday’s zone inspection…..
January 9th, 2009 at 9:43 am
“It’s really creamed beef on toast. It’s really creamed beef on toast. It’s really….
January 9th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Guess who is “Brown Bagging” today???
January 9th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Sorry Suppo, there is no more Tabasco/A-1/Soy sauce or even salt-n-pepper for the mess decks so we decided just to leave the FLAVOR to today’s chow!
January 9th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
“NEVER BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU” is still a golden rule strictly enforced by all MESS CRANKING personnel.
January 9th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
THE SIGN CLEARLY READS, “EAT AT YOUR OWN RISK”!!!!
January 9th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
SUPPO…..The C.O. wasn’t talking about the football game when he said “Put your money where your mouth is”
January 9th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Suppo, the C.O. called and wanted you to bring this TO-GO plate up to him. I guess he forgot you have better things to do.
January 9th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
MEAL EVAL:
Service was fast and friendly and the food was warm and well prepared…. recommendation: NCIS investigation ASAP!
January 9th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Here ya go SIR, it’s just like Mom use to make.
i didn’t know your Mom served in the Navy also?
January 9th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
CORRECTION:
Here ya go SIR, it’s just like mom use to make.
I didn’t know your mom served in the Navy ?
January 10th, 2009 at 7:48 am
When is the last time the cooks had a urinalysis test???
January 10th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
“No, sir, mashed potatoes should not be gray and lumpy, but look what they’ll do for your teeth.â€
January 11th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Kraft knew all he had to do was guess everything that was included in Friday’s Mystery Mush and he would get lunch for free.
January 12th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
After attending Disney’s Customer Service seminar the cook’s had a different persona about them.
January 12th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Thought Bubble: “Don’t say anything. Just take it and hope they don’t see you scrape it in the trash.”
January 12th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
The COB was glad to see that there were no hard feelings about his extending FSA duties for 30 more days.
January 12th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Beware of mess-attendants, bearing smiles.
January 12th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Wow… Mid Rats just hit a new low.
January 12th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
I should have joined the Army, at least they have M.R.E.’s!!!!!
January 12th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
So when the poster read “Let the journey begin!” Did they really mean it started with CHOW?
January 12th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Neptunus Rex and his Royal court has decided to offer this meal before you can eventually become Honorable Shellbacks!!
January 12th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
WOG-DAY!! Eat up shipmate, the day has not started be begin!!
January 12th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
CORRECTION:
WOG-DAY–0430!! Eat up shipmate, the day has yet not started to begin!!
January 12th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
I never thought getting a Supply Officer commission would be this hard!!
January 12th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
“Winning the hearts and minds of the emeny” didn’t need to start on the mess decks!!!
January 13th, 2009 at 12:06 am
Making Chief Petty Officer on a small boat doesn’t really make a difference; we still have to eat the same CHOW!
January 13th, 2009 at 12:19 am
The last time the C.O.’s wife cooked for the crew we all got a 96; so just chow down SHIPMATE!!
January 13th, 2009 at 12:40 am
Say “CHEESE” it’s a caption contest photo you knuckleheads!
January 13th, 2009 at 12:57 am
Whoever thought being the new President would have so many benefits; I can’t wait to see the bathrooms and sleeping arrangements!!
January 13th, 2009 at 6:56 am
The XO is now second-guessing himself after failing the mess decks during yesterday’s zone inspection.
January 13th, 2009 at 8:24 am
…and then it was the NEY Award Inspection Teams turn in the line.
January 13th, 2009 at 8:29 am
And silently the mess cooks switched the meal from ‘Surf n’ Turf’ to tofu.
January 13th, 2009 at 10:24 am
If the old saying, “you are what you eat”, is true then I hope the cooks have been eating what they cooked!!!
January 13th, 2009 at 11:11 am
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUPPO!!”, The guys and I wanted to show our appreciation for a job well done SIR.
January 13th, 2009 at 11:22 am
We had to do something with the GITMO detainees.
January 13th, 2009 at 11:32 am
When the Navy announced that diet and exercise we become I way of life, I had no idea they would take it this far!!!
January 13th, 2009 at 11:39 am
CORRECTION ABOVE:
INSTEAD OF WE—WILL
January 13th, 2009 at 11:39 am
“Service with a Smile” redefined!!!
January 13th, 2009 at 11:45 am
Choose your rate….choose your fate—-”I knew I should chosen Culinary Specialist!”
January 13th, 2009 at 11:51 am
I saw this recipe on “FEAR FACTOR” the other day! It is a mixture of cow foot and donkey tail–ENJOY!
January 13th, 2009 at 11:53 am
“Livin’ a dream”—WILL SOMEONE PLEASE WAKE ME UP!!!!!
January 13th, 2009 at 11:58 am
I never thought having that HAZMAT Navy enlistment classification code would come in handy until now—at least I can serve chow now!!
January 13th, 2009 at 11:59 am
One scoop and GO! We still have the entire crew to poison shipmate!
January 13th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
CORRECTION:
One scoop and GO! We still have the entire crew to poison—I mean FEED!!
January 13th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Give it to Admiral Mikey; He’ll eat anything!
January 13th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
After I retire, I sure won’t miss all the good things about boat life!
January 13th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
With unemployment at an all time high, you would think these guys could have done better with todays chow!
January 13th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
The last Navy Seal who ate this chow was at medical for 2 days–you might want to stick with the salad bar shipmate!
January 13th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Just because it is SUNDAY and the SUPPO authorized HOLIDAY ROUTINE doesn’t mean FSA’s get to cook whatever they want!!
January 13th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
here you go sir, “i hope you don’t figure out that all three of us spit in your food”
January 13th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
The names FORREST GUMP, Seaman Forrest if you’d like; “MAMMA always said life was like a box of chocolates, you just don’t know what you gonna get.”
January 13th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Sir you can always go to the speed line–you’ll just get the same stuff at a faster pace!!
January 13th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Give me two lumps of the good stuff–after recruit training and this chow, it should put plenty of hair on my chest!
January 13th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Hey this ain’t fair, the C.O. said 3 days bread and water…… He never mentioned this stuff!
January 13th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Uh oh, they must be serving frozen leftovers from Christmas or Thanksgiving…
January 13th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
The ward room CHOW has never been the same since cooks had to go online for training courses!
January 13th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
When I signed up to be a K-9 dog handler I never knew it required this much dedication!
January 13th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Welcome aboard SIR, all Officer’s are required to eat from plates….silverware and FLAVOR has always been an option.
January 13th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
The secret is in the pudding! Would you like to try the pudding instead?
January 13th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Did you really think cutting in line would offer better results? Here is the cutting in line dish just for YOU!
January 13th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
The Navy and Air Force has decided to switch to plates instead of trays.
The Army and Marines have considered making the same change in the year 2049!
January 13th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
“Pssst! Guys, it’s that attention-starved Seaman Murphy on his hundredth trip through the chow line today. If we all smile and nod enthusiastically in his direction, maybe he’ll feel motivated to eat this special mush I made just for him. If the rat poison works, we’ll finally be rid of him.â€
January 14th, 2009 at 1:54 am
Ensign Atty kept going to the chow line day in and day out hoping for a different result… …
January 14th, 2009 at 1:58 am
Celebrating the rollout of the new aquaflage uniform, the CS’s made sloppy joe to the colors of blue and gray. Today is gray day…
January 14th, 2009 at 2:02 am
Except for the CS’s. Wednesday night surfn’turf at day 30 became tuna and boca burger surprise…