Caption Contest – Jan 15, 2009
Posted by Bacon on January 15th, 2009 filed in Caption contest
What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday – the winner gets free stuff! (Hint: Brevity is the soul of wit.)
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January 15th, 2009 at 10:44 am
OK, Frankenstein this is not what I meant when I said, “Shake a leg now”.
January 15th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
“Please, Sarge, not another air-swirly.â€
January 15th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Now we have 100% participation for the annual combined federal campain contribution
January 16th, 2009 at 12:04 am
The “ONE LEG MAN CARRY” is now officailly part of the physical fitness test!
January 16th, 2009 at 12:07 am
Alright PVT, the next time a SGT ask you for your lunch money….just give it up!
January 16th, 2009 at 12:14 am
You don’t need to go to medical….I will get that cramp out for you!
January 16th, 2009 at 12:27 am
PVT use your RIGHT foot first when we do the Hokey-Pokey—-that’s what it’s all about!
January 16th, 2009 at 12:39 am
Sometimes getting a hard days work out of some people requires extra effort.
January 16th, 2009 at 12:47 am
CORRECTION:
Leadership 101: Getting a hard days work out of some people requires extra effort!
January 16th, 2009 at 6:40 am
NEVER mobilize a chiropractor unless he volunteers.
January 16th, 2009 at 9:15 am
You want to stick your foot where?
January 16th, 2009 at 9:55 am
“Private Murphy, this is what happens when you quote Murphy’s Law to your drill sergeant!â€
January 16th, 2009 at 10:28 am
Don’t you ever click your heels and say there’s no place like home. Son, you are a Marine, and wherever the Corps sends you is your home! Do your understand?
January 16th, 2009 at 10:29 am
correction: Do YOU understand?
January 16th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Okay! Okay! You’re right Gunny, the digital cammies don’t work that well…but if you must choke me, my neck is down here.
January 17th, 2009 at 8:58 am
Utilizing the buddy system to stretch-out is the key to any good workout routine!
January 17th, 2009 at 9:04 am
Hand to hand combat also requires hand to leg coordination for some takedowns.
January 17th, 2009 at 9:19 am
Gunny you really should consider that anger management class because I am running out of body parts for you to break everytime I’m late for work!
January 17th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
This is the Marine Corps idea of a fireman’s carry.
January 17th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Next time you tell me to shake a leg, please be more specific.
January 18th, 2009 at 9:29 am
PVT there just might be a spot for you on the weight-lifting team after all; you are one heck of a DUMBBELL!
January 19th, 2009 at 12:02 am
Next time your late, it’ll be your neck that gets wrung.
January 19th, 2009 at 12:03 am
Are you sure you don’t have a quarter that I can borrow.
January 19th, 2009 at 6:35 am
Becoming a Drill Instructor requires a lot of practice….(GRUNT TEETH) “I said choke yourself! Now lean forward and choke yourself!”
January 19th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Put me down sir, I promise I’ll stop calling you Captain Picard!
January 19th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
“I hope this is the last bootlace inspection you’re going to put us through, Sergeant Myopia.â€
January 19th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
“To err is human, Private Murphy. To forgive is above my pay grade.â€
January 19th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Re-enlistments are at an all time high due to the economic recession and some good ole’ retention techniques.
January 19th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
“No, Sarge. I said this endless marching is wearing out my soul, not my sole.â€
January 19th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Gunny: PRIVATE when I say shake a leg, I mean it.
January 19th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
At his last doctor’s appointment the Gunny was told to find something to take his agression out on.
January 19th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
“That’s right, Private Martini. Sergeant Bond likes his Martinis shaken, not stirred.â€
January 19th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
A classis case of PCSD (Post Civilian Stress Disorder):
When under duress, Gunny was known to have flashbacks to his previous life as a jackhammer operator.
January 20th, 2009 at 12:41 am
PVT, just because I am old and bald doesn’t mean I’m weak and dumb!
AYE, AYE, GUUUNNNYYYY!!
January 20th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
SOP for a chocking victim before the Heimlich Maneuver was invented!
January 20th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Sorry Captain, I wouldn’t have to do this anymore if they stopped lowering BAH.
January 20th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Doc I’m sorry! I promise I’ll be at the next shot call. I just hate getting that Anthrax shot.
January 20th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
PVT Pile found another place to hide his jelly doughnut, to bad there was a different kind of shake down.
January 20th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Gunny: ” as i see it you owe me for one jelly doughnut. ” now pay up pvt. pile
January 20th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
new marine corps training, let’s see how long it takes for the blood to rush to your head, pvt.
January 20th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
the gunny couldn’t find the right slot to put his money in to make the pvt. dance!!
January 20th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
marine corps found a way to practice repelling with its new recruits.
January 20th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
” i told you my other leg was broken, now i’m getting discharged! “
January 20th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
” me hungry, want more meat “, grunted the drill sgt.
January 20th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Gunny: ” don’t tell me i need to lose weight, your the one in training.”
January 20th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
name, rank, and ssn. i swear i’ll shake it out of you if i don’t get what i want.
January 20th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
pvt: i think you won the world’s strongest drill sgt. competition again sir, can you put me down now!!
January 20th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
pvt: i think if i give Sloth my BabyRuth bar he’ll stop shakin’ me.
January 20th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
gunny: hey you guys!! (voice of Sloth from Goonies)i think i made him go unconscious.
January 20th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
gunny sgt. michaels always give one extra for the core, his country, and his momma!!
January 20th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I want “Change’ Corporal!!!!!!!
January 20th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Well Gunny, the good news is my migraine is gone, the bad news, my leg is out of its socket.
January 20th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
NO HELLO KITTY BELT BUCKLES (yet)
January 20th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
HM1 hows my knee look?
Just like the other one…gear up!
January 22nd, 2009 at 2:19 pm
No disrespect Sir, I’d rather just keep my hiccups.