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Caption Contest – Jan 22, 2008
Posted by Bacon on January 22nd, 2009 filed in Caption contest

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46 Responses to “Caption Contest – Jan 22, 2008”

  1. astig2 Says:

    Lefty loosey; righty thighty is now taught at during ships indoctrination class!

  2. astig2 Says:

    Correction: Lefty Loosey; Righty Tighty is now taught during ships indoctrination class!

  3. TMURPHY Says:

    GO AROUND SHIPMATE, THIS HATCH IS SECURED FOR CLEANING STATIONS!!!

  4. teke527 Says:

    i hope neither of us farts, or this room will be considered hazardous

  5. teke527 Says:

    hurry up the smell from that sewage pipe is making me nauseous

  6. teke527 Says:

    this is my hiding spot from bush, get your own shipmate.

  7. teke527 Says:

    what the seamen didn’t realize is that the arrow explains it all!!

  8. teke527 Says:

    the admiral told me it was my turn to drive the ship.

  9. teke527 Says:

    the only place seamen are safe from each other; the single stall bathroom!!

  10. teke527 Says:

    i want to meet the playmate of the year first.

  11. teke527 Says:

    both seamen failed to see the sign that says, “backdoor, no entrance allowed”

  12. teke527 Says:

    ” X ” means exit, or no entrance!!!

  13. astig2 Says:

    This is like life; sometimes you just don’t know if you should go or stay!

  14. BarefootSerpent Says:

    The Navy’s new steering committee. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

  15. astig2 Says:

    Putting Newton’s Law to the test: “To every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.”

  16. fblack Says:

    Zone Inspection Prep: “And just why can’t I look in this fan room EN3?”

  17. TMURPHY Says:

    This beer locker is locked tighter than a drum. But I just saw the DAPA guy go in there!!

  18. netpinoy Says:

    The Navy version – Dog of War…

  19. TMURPHY Says:

    Long before XBOX and Playstation came along, Sailors played NASCAR with what they had available.

  20. mikeyB Says:

    Why a YN’s GQ station should be under his desk!

  21. WXMAN Says:

    Let go its mine. No you let go its mine.

  22. astig2 Says:

    Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers

  23. astig2 Says:

    When my recruiter said I would be making some tough decisions; I never thought they would be like this…Do I stay or do I go

  24. TMURPHY Says:

    With the economy the going the way it is, Sailors can’t wait to get their W-2’s from admin office.

  25. TMURPHY Says:

    CORRECTION:
    With the economy in a recession, some Sailors just can’t wait to get their W-2’s from the admin office.

  26. Cudgel Says:

    Symbolic representation of the superposition of eigenstates relative to the unconscious mind’s (X) appreciation of its consciousness.

  27. Bacon Says:

    Sent via email Jan 26th at 12:37 pm by CSM Michael E. Kinzie:

    “The chief said to turn it toward our military right, Ensign.”

  28. hammerspace Says:

    LET THE DIVO OUT OF THERE!

    I WON’T! HE MUST PAY FOR FAILING MY SPOTCHECK!

  29. mindcell1 Says:

    It’s true, “You get what you pay for”…Note the technical drawing above submitted by the lowest bidder for a Seized Quick-Acting-Water-Tight-Door Damage Control Simulator.

  30. toolsmcd Says:

    “Nubs” are always great entertainment during slow GQ drills.

  31. Richman Says:

    The reason why new recruits must have at least a GED to join.

  32. Richman Says:

    Hold on! Don’t let the Marines out! They got a whiff of Thailand and we’re not even there yet!

  33. Vagster Says:

    Chief said we’re suppose to Dog the hatch!

  34. netpinoy Says:

    If they were wearing their new aquaflage uniforms, the XO wouldn’t have seen them do this…

  35. GregEmerson Says:

    Is it righty-tighty – lefty-loosy, or vice versa?

  36. jcain06334 Says:

    Underway PT

  37. MrNavy Says:

    MA to Seam Recruit: “I don’t care if the CO has an ‘Open door policy’…just not during Captain’s Mast!”

  38. MrNavy Says:

    Never thought I would have to do this but…CORRECTION!
    MA to Seaman Recruit: “I understand the CO has an ‘Open Door Policy’…just not during Captain’s Mast!!”

  39. MrNavy Says:

    When the door wouldn’t open, both of them realized the reason why we have maintenance checks.

  40. MrNavy Says:

    Switching the DCPO’s silicone grease with super glue had went a little too far.

  41. Scott Stroman Says:

    I don’t care what the Chief said, you knucklehead, there’s no such thing as a “porn locker”!

  42. Ray_Young Says:

    Seaman Bailey takes extreme measures to insure his record for becoming DC Qualified in only 9 days does not get broken.

  43. TMURPHY Says:

    Liberty call, liberty call, LIBERTY CALL for E-3 and BELOW!!

  44. CRAWFISH Says:

    Airdales setting X-ray

  45. wade23454 Says:

    DCPO PMS 101: Chalk mark testing a watertight door.

  46. netpinoy Says:

    During a GQ Drill – SN Righty and FN Loosy. A Kodak momment.

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