Caption Contest – Jan 22, 2008
Posted by Bacon on January 22nd, 2009 filed in Caption contest
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January 22nd, 2009 at 6:21 am
Lefty loosey; righty thighty is now taught at during ships indoctrination class!
January 22nd, 2009 at 6:24 am
Correction: Lefty Loosey; Righty Tighty is now taught during ships indoctrination class!
January 22nd, 2009 at 9:53 am
GO AROUND SHIPMATE, THIS HATCH IS SECURED FOR CLEANING STATIONS!!!
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:07 am
i hope neither of us farts, or this room will be considered hazardous
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:20 am
hurry up the smell from that sewage pipe is making me nauseous
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:21 am
this is my hiding spot from bush, get your own shipmate.
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:22 am
what the seamen didn’t realize is that the arrow explains it all!!
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:23 am
the admiral told me it was my turn to drive the ship.
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:25 am
the only place seamen are safe from each other; the single stall bathroom!!
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:26 am
i want to meet the playmate of the year first.
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:28 am
both seamen failed to see the sign that says, “backdoor, no entrance allowed”
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:29 am
” X ” means exit, or no entrance!!!
January 22nd, 2009 at 11:33 am
This is like life; sometimes you just don’t know if you should go or stay!
January 22nd, 2009 at 1:24 pm
The Navy’s new steering committee. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
January 22nd, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Putting Newton’s Law to the test: “To every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.”
January 22nd, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Zone Inspection Prep: “And just why can’t I look in this fan room EN3?”
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:04 pm
This beer locker is locked tighter than a drum. But I just saw the DAPA guy go in there!!
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:35 pm
The Navy version – Dog of War…
January 24th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Long before XBOX and Playstation came along, Sailors played NASCAR with what they had available.
January 24th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Why a YN’s GQ station should be under his desk!
January 25th, 2009 at 8:01 am
Let go its mine. No you let go its mine.
January 25th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers
January 26th, 2009 at 12:35 am
When my recruiter said I would be making some tough decisions; I never thought they would be like this…Do I stay or do I go
January 26th, 2009 at 2:52 am
With the economy the going the way it is, Sailors can’t wait to get their W-2’s from admin office.
January 26th, 2009 at 3:00 am
CORRECTION:
With the economy in a recession, some Sailors just can’t wait to get their W-2’s from the admin office.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Symbolic representation of the superposition of eigenstates relative to the unconscious mind’s (X) appreciation of its consciousness.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Sent via email Jan 26th at 12:37 pm by CSM Michael E. Kinzie:
“The chief said to turn it toward our military right, Ensign.”
January 26th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
LET THE DIVO OUT OF THERE!
I WON’T! HE MUST PAY FOR FAILING MY SPOTCHECK!
January 26th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
It’s true, “You get what you pay for”…Note the technical drawing above submitted by the lowest bidder for a Seized Quick-Acting-Water-Tight-Door Damage Control Simulator.
January 26th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
“Nubs” are always great entertainment during slow GQ drills.
January 26th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
The reason why new recruits must have at least a GED to join.
January 26th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Hold on! Don’t let the Marines out! They got a whiff of Thailand and we’re not even there yet!
January 26th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Chief said we’re suppose to Dog the hatch!
January 26th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
If they were wearing their new aquaflage uniforms, the XO wouldn’t have seen them do this…
January 26th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Is it righty-tighty – lefty-loosy, or vice versa?
January 26th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Underway PT
January 26th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
MA to Seam Recruit: “I don’t care if the CO has an ‘Open door policy’…just not during Captain’s Mast!”
January 26th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Never thought I would have to do this but…CORRECTION!
MA to Seaman Recruit: “I understand the CO has an ‘Open Door Policy’…just not during Captain’s Mast!!”
January 26th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
When the door wouldn’t open, both of them realized the reason why we have maintenance checks.
January 26th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Switching the DCPO’s silicone grease with super glue had went a little too far.
January 26th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
I don’t care what the Chief said, you knucklehead, there’s no such thing as a “porn locker”!
January 27th, 2009 at 6:59 am
Seaman Bailey takes extreme measures to insure his record for becoming DC Qualified in only 9 days does not get broken.
January 27th, 2009 at 8:38 am
Liberty call, liberty call, LIBERTY CALL for E-3 and BELOW!!
January 27th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Airdales setting X-ray
January 27th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
DCPO PMS 101: Chalk mark testing a watertight door.
January 28th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
During a GQ Drill – SN Righty and FN Loosy. A Kodak momment.