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Caption Contest – Jan 29, 2009
Posted by Bacon on January 29th, 2009 filed in Caption contest

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55 Responses to “Caption Contest – Jan 29, 2009”

  1. BarefootSerpent Says:

    Gilligan is back.

  2. astig2 Says:

    By placing a rescue boat on-station, the Coast Guard has eliminated surfer drownings!

  3. astig2 Says:

    Did the sign back on the beach say NO SURFING or NO BOATING?

  4. astig2 Says:

    Surfing has realy changed since i was a kid.

  5. astig2 Says:

    This run should put the Coast Guard in 1ST place in the rooster tail competition.

  6. TMURPHY Says:

    “Surf-n-Turf”, Coastie Style!

  7. astig2 Says:

    Wave Busters; no wave is to big! Well almost………

  8. TMURPHY Says:

    I didn’t know the Coast Guard could come out this far?

  9. KirkBenson Says:

    Over the 1MC: “The liberty launch has just departed and will return for the next Coastie in 15 minutes.”

  10. TMURPHY Says:

    Coast Guard Day at the Wet-n-Wild wave pool!

  11. TMURPHY Says:

    ABANDON SHIP! All hands man up your surf boards!

  12. BarefootSerpent Says:

    “Gnarly, Dude!”

  13. mindcell1 Says:

    You gotta be crazy to be out here on that thing.

  14. AndyKraft Says:

    SURFING …United States Coast Guard Style!!

  15. AndyKraft Says:

    The Navy Weatherman looks back and wonders why the Coast Guard didn’t get the Special Weather Advisory.

  16. WXMAN Says:

    SURFS UP.

  17. MrNavy Says:

    This is the reason why the Coast Guard won’t let a former US Navy BM cross services.

  18. MrNavy Says:

    The cross-service training with US Navy at the helm wasn’t going as expected.

  19. MrNavy Says:

    The Coast Guard hates it when the Navy SEAL’s grab the helm.

  20. MrNavy Says:

    When the Coast Guard loses their navigation manual.

  21. MrNavy Says:

    The Coast Guard was on a mission to finally have a “Sea Story.”

  22. WXMAN Says:

    Wow, that the first time that I have seen that ship has in water deeper than 10 feet.

  23. WXMAN Says:

    If they keep this up they will loose there shallow water rating.

  24. TMURPHY Says:

    SHARK, shark in the water! Secure from surfing operations and man up the rescue canoe!

  25. TMURPHY Says:

    Who are you calling “Puddle Pirate”? We’re allowed to go past the breaker zone!

  26. TMURPHY Says:

    Buoy tender duty is super cool dude; I get to wear shorts and surf all day!

  27. astig2 Says:

    Just remember it’s an adventure; not a job!

  28. astig2 Says:

    “Surfer” (SR) the newest Coast Guard job specialty.

  29. TMURPHY Says:

    Even the Coast Guard is riding the economic wave; they’ve got “OSCAR” the training dummy doing patrols now.

  30. TMURPHY Says:

    “OSCAR” switched over to the Coast Guard and now he pulls dummies from the water!

  31. astig2 Says:

    Hey, Coastie, you’re supposed to catch the wave; not drive thru it!!!

  32. WXMAN Says:

    Call the Navy we need a bigger boat.

  33. wade23454 Says:

    “Sir, I’m sorry to bother you while you’re hangin ten, but the CO said she wants you in her office ASAP.”

  34. Richman Says:

    The difference between just having fun, and getting paid while having fun: The US Coast Guard.

  35. mncmbabcock Says:

    Catching some air – Coasty style

  36. templejr Says:

    Captain, I know you don’t like to get wet, but can’t you just this once go surfing like everyone else???

  37. Vagster Says:

    USCG deploys an experimental Buoy Watch!

  38. Terry M Says:

    “Hey, Hey Coastie… get in your boat and follow mee. e.e ….”

  39. hotwire98 Says:

    When the Coast Guard goes surfing, they bring out the big toys.

  40. mikeyB Says:

    Just a routine speedbump in the life of a Coastie!

  41. CIWS CHIEF Says:

    To boldy go where no Coastie has gone before….

  42. ezyrdr57 Says:

    When you’re the one in trouble, you WANT Coasties to be able to surf backwards!

  43. ezyrdr57 Says:

    Since the Coast Guard started rescue surfing, Coast Guard enlistees must now be taller than six feet because they will NOT be able to walk to shore if their boat sinks.

  44. Bacon Says:

    Sent via email Feb 3rd at 3:57 am by John Meacher:

    “The Navy hangs their hats on TOP GUN…The Coasties have THE PERFECT STORM.”

  45. CRAWFISH Says:

    YEEHAA! the carriers have bigger wakes than our cutters

  46. CRAWFISH Says:

    THATS NOT A PERISCOPE !

  47. CRAWFISH Says:

    SURFER: Dude… thats not natural.

  48. CRAWFISH Says:

    OOD: This is a no wake zone…Helm fullahead close on that Aircraft Carrier.
    Helm: Sir she’s pullin away from us.

  49. CRAWFISH Says:

    I see ‘em off the port beam…Skipper yer wife says come home for dinner.

  50. CRAWFISH Says:

    Helm… whats yer altitude ?

  51. CRAWFISH Says:

    BM1 Neep enjoys acurate mesure of spring tides.

  52. WXMAN Says:

    This is almost like being in the real Navy.

  53. TMURPHY Says:

    Oh Boy! How do I stop this bloody thing?

  54. netpinoy Says:

    “Hey Bradda, check out da new hauli longboard!”

  55. magicmant Says:

    Rich kids!!!

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