Caption Contest – Feb 12, 2009
Posted by Bacon on February 12th, 2009 filed in Caption contest
What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday. The winner gets the artwork and free stuff from Military Times!
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February 12th, 2009 at 6:38 am
I’m telling you Gunny, I read the manual at OCS and this was not covered.
February 12th, 2009 at 7:01 am
Stuck between “I-rock” and a hard place!
February 12th, 2009 at 7:23 am
Stuck in “I-ROCK” in the middle of no place!
February 12th, 2009 at 9:29 am
But Gunny, they cleared it in the Dukes of Hazzard…
February 12th, 2009 at 9:51 am
Don’t worry; it’s an Up-Armored unit. Break out the C4 and we can blast ourselves off this rock….
February 12th, 2009 at 10:46 am
Might as well change the oil while its up there….
February 12th, 2009 at 11:04 am
What do you mean change the oil? This is the middle of the desert; do you see any mechanics?
February 12th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Well not all things are Army proof…
February 12th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
How do you want me to call this in X.O.? Call it like it is PVT; tell them we got HIGH-JACKED!
February 12th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
“I swear Sir, that rock was not here last night”
February 12th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Not bad for your first time parallel parking PVT; after lunch we’ll jump right into roll-over training!
February 12th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
But there’s good news Sir! I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
February 12th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Last week you guys tried to threw me underneath the bus and now this! What’s next….skydiving?
February 12th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
[CORRECTION]
Last week you guys tried to throw me underneath the bus and now this! What’s next….skydiving?
February 12th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
“OK. Who let Private Knievel practice with the Hummer?â€
February 12th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Engineer’s practical jokes
February 12th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Gunny: SSGT you let the nugget drive didn’t you.
February 13th, 2009 at 1:23 am
Yabba-Dabba-Doo! You’ve done it this time PVT Fred Flintstone & Barney Rubble!
February 13th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
I know we parked the Humvee around here somewhere.
February 13th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Gunny: Well Lt that’s what I call getting a vehicle high centered.
February 13th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
It a bit tough to get any traction around here.
February 13th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Lt: Gunny, I don’t care what you tell the C.O. as long as it has nothing to do with me driving.
February 13th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Gunny: LT I told you that a Hummer was not built for rock climbing.
February 13th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Are you sure that it will always point north.
February 14th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
I don’t think you should have called that crane operator a “pogey bait Marine”….
February 15th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
LT: dag gummit wheres pvt larry the cable guy
Gunny: still asleep in the truck sir
February 15th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
“You two lift the Hummer and I’ll move the rock.”
February 16th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
“See, that’s why we shouldn’t be sending Navy SWOs to drive Hummers!”
February 16th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
How cold is it? So cold the IED explosion froze before it could do any damage.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
“I’m tellin’ ya – That rock wasn’t here last night when I parked it!”
February 16th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
The “Who to Blame” exercise at the SNCO Advanced Academy.
February 16th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
CORRECTION (I’m Dyslexic apparently):
The “Who to Blame†exercise at the SNCO Academy Advanced Course.
February 17th, 2009 at 9:37 am
What goes up, must come down, right?!?!?!
February 17th, 2009 at 10:31 am
Don’t just stand there scratching your head Private; get up there and press the ON-STAR button!
February 17th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
“I told you I failed parallel parking in drivers ed.”
February 17th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
When the Hummers’ a rockin, don’t come a knockin’…
February 17th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
The new statue in I-ROCK brings out a lot of realism to the soldiers…
February 17th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Leroy, boy this ain’t Hazzard County…
February 17th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
No, el-tee, I don’t think this rivals that picture of the flag raising on Mount Suribachi–but you may want to try that on the old man.
February 17th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Sent via email February 17th at 4:52 pm by Phil Sutherland:
“Captain, I checked the manual and it said that it could climb anything! I forgot to check to see if there was anything in there about coming back down.”
February 18th, 2009 at 6:01 am
The Army’s version of the “Oversight Steering Committee”.
February 18th, 2009 at 8:21 am
Iraq speed bump.
February 18th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
On land the Port Royal crew did not fair any better.
February 18th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Jim! Stay in the back seat!
Don’t move!
We’ve got a plan.
We’re looking for a stick see.
And then…
February 18th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
“…get a piece of the rock…”
February 18th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
You CAN build a compass out of anything!
February 20th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Headline News: Women cheer as Marines are new owners of Driving Stereo type.