Caption Contest – Feb 19, 2009
Posted by Bacon on February 19th, 2009 filed in Caption contest
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February 19th, 2009 at 6:08 am
Last One In’s A Rotten Egg!
February 19th, 2009 at 9:04 am
It’s not melting!
February 19th, 2009 at 9:29 am
Coming soon to a theater nowhere near you: The long-delayed sequel, “Ice Station No Bra.â€
February 19th, 2009 at 10:19 am
When the C.O. said, “PREPARE TO DIVE”, I thought he meant the boat.
February 19th, 2009 at 11:13 am
The first meeting of the boat’s Polar Bear club quickly adjourned
February 19th, 2009 at 11:37 am
If it is true that 90% of the iceburg is underwater than I can stand on that….right?
February 19th, 2009 at 11:46 am
Hey Skipper, is this a sign of global warming? Of course not, they just ran out of ice on the mess decks.
February 19th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Despite the change in tasking from the original Caribbean patrol, the crew wanted to make the best of their new liberty port.
February 19th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Having survived cold Navy showers throughout their careers, they knew this would be easy.
February 19th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Chaplin, don’t you have to be in the water to baptize us? Don’t worry; I’ll be there with you in spirit my son.
February 19th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Even “SWIM CALL†on submarine duty is crampted and crowded.
February 19th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
[CORRECTION]
Even “SWIM CALL†on submarine duty is cramped and crowded.
February 19th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Make sure you sign the training muster sheet or you’ll be doing this again.
February 19th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Now that is what I call hard water.
February 19th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
This gives swim call a whole new meaning.
February 19th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
The last one out is an Ice cube.
February 19th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Hey Chief, where are all of the girls in the skimpy swim suits.
February 19th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
This is the worst, steel beach party that I have ever seen.
February 19th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Swim Call North Pole Style
February 19th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
The Nukes finally out from the engineroom realize this swim call will be one for the record books.
February 19th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Ok, where is the fishing pole.
February 19th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
The March of The Penguins reenactment was going well until the march reached the end of the road.
February 20th, 2009 at 12:34 am
The anual meeting of the USS Neverdock’s polar bear club, waiting for the actual polar bear.
February 20th, 2009 at 9:14 am
Are you sure we have to do this Polar Plunge thing at the Artic Circle?
February 20th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
They said this is what we have to do to become non-deployable, but I don’t know guys…
February 20th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
“Sorry, guys. No one told me the blue soap doesn’t float.â€
February 20th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
the new initiation rituals…is it trully worth it?
February 20th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
“Sorry, fellas, but how was I supposed to know that Arctic sharks like rubber duckies?â€
February 21st, 2009 at 10:55 pm
Sent via email Feb 21st at 4:09 pm by Kevin Ramey:
“A bad way to learn that the “papa” flag means personnel recall.”
February 22nd, 2009 at 12:12 am
“Tell me that wasn’t the Ty-D-Bol man who just jumped off that hunk of ice.â€
February 22nd, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Being confronted with the “Bluenose” initiation made Pollywog Day look like a walk in the park.
February 22nd, 2009 at 7:49 pm
“But if WE didn’t make this hole, what did?
February 22nd, 2009 at 7:51 pm
For some things, even a “double dog dare” isn’t enough.
February 22nd, 2009 at 9:52 pm
“Wait a minute, guys. Didn’t that movie The Thing start this way?â€
February 23rd, 2009 at 7:39 am
Suddenly, swim call wasn’t much of a morale booster.
February 23rd, 2009 at 8:41 am
This has got to be the worst port call ever.
February 23rd, 2009 at 8:44 am
I thought the Captain meant White Beach in Okinawa, not a “white beach” in Antarctica!
February 23rd, 2009 at 8:45 am
Nobody wants to be the second one in.
February 23rd, 2009 at 8:45 am
After an month of the showers not working, the men contemplate doing the extreme….
February 23rd, 2009 at 8:48 am
And just how is this supposed to “make us men”?
February 23rd, 2009 at 8:50 am
Penguins on Animal Planet channel made it look so fun……
February 23rd, 2009 at 8:53 am
*sigh* – The hole is only big enough for three of us. I’ll go back in…
February 23rd, 2009 at 9:51 am
Swim call, Why?
February 23rd, 2009 at 11:45 am
Water hours, bubblehead style.
February 23rd, 2009 at 1:16 pm
So, who is going in after him?
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:12 pm
All bets final, each silently contemplate backing out of the “Most Shrinkage” contest.
February 23rd, 2009 at 11:33 pm
David Crawford
September 19, 1978 – February 19 2009
Devoted Husband
Loving Father
Lousy Gambler
February 24th, 2009 at 11:24 am
HEADLINES:
“NASA global warming satellite lands in ocean”
February 24th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Oh, don’t worry those bubbles are from the air pockets under the ice.
February 24th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
“Somehow those long weeks on patrol don’t seem so bad right now.”
February 24th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
“I’ll go back and get my swim suit, you guys go ahead, no need to wait on me.”
February 24th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Oh man; I paid a lot of money for that Habichi grill. Do you think the guys in sonar could find it?
February 24th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
I don’t know about this–going underwater and being able to actually see where we are?
February 24th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
[CORRECTION]
Oh man; I paid a lot of money for that Habachi grill. Do you think the guys in sonar can find it?
February 24th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Isn’t there a better way for the sonar guys to get experience identifying biologics?
February 24th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Gentlemen, we are standing on the edge of existence just like the dinosaurs in the Ice Age and that piece of ice represents the stimulus package.
February 25th, 2009 at 8:17 am
Do we tell the COB about the XO now?
February 25th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
I couldn’t really tell if he’s asking us to join him or he’s asking for help? there’s too much bubble coming out of his mouth.
February 25th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Courage has no rank!
February 26th, 2009 at 3:52 am
This wasn’t Hawaii, but maybe the men wouldn’t notice the commander’s wrong turn.
February 26th, 2009 at 9:10 am
The Polar Bear went thata way if you want your Blue Nose certificate you have to catch the Polar Bear.
February 26th, 2009 at 11:26 am
Dymmn…I gotta give him credit for swinging his both arms though.. but he kept on sinkin’….
February 26th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Guys I know the Skipper said “Swim Call” but i think its just a figure of speach. We really dont have to go through it… Really….
February 26th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
The PFA swim alternative never caught on with the submarine crew, but every year the new guys try to get it going again.
February 26th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Never again will we get on the CFL’s Fat Boy Program.
February 26th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
They say that swimming in icy water can help us lose weight. Maybe we can still avoid the tape tomorrow…