Caption Contest – Mar 12, 2008
Posted by Bacon on March 12th, 2009 filed in Caption contest
What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday – the winner gets the artwork and other free stuff from Military Times!
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March 12th, 2009 at 7:53 am
Umm, whiffle ball anyone?
March 12th, 2009 at 8:05 am
I guess we know now where that missing cleaning rod went…
March 12th, 2009 at 8:09 am
“Call the EOOW, ask him if they need a new turbine.”
March 12th, 2009 at 8:19 am
Maybe if we cut the barrel really short the captain won’t notice.
March 12th, 2009 at 9:00 am
“Next time, remind me to check the barrel for Canada geese before firing.â€
March 12th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
“No spare parts, eh? Well, maybe we can leave it that way and call it the Octo-gun.”
March 12th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
“I know the economy is bad, but did the DISBO have to hide his cash in the barrel?”
March 13th, 2009 at 2:16 am
Get the Mater-At-Arms; we’ve found the smoking gun!
March 13th, 2009 at 2:17 am
Get the Master-At-Arms; we’ve found the smoking gun!
March 13th, 2009 at 7:17 am
So this is why a canon shell is labeled, “Front towards enemyâ€.
March 13th, 2009 at 7:54 am
I remember the Marines jingle, “never, ever, ever raise the cover with the weapon on safe and the bolt to the rear” hope that helps
March 13th, 2009 at 9:10 am
Note to self: Update resume’.
March 13th, 2009 at 9:11 am
We’re going to laugh about this someday, CSO. …….sir?
March 13th, 2009 at 9:23 am
Why did you say being a wrench?
March 13th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Correction:
Why did you say bring a wrench?
March 13th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
I think we missed step in the DSOT procedure…
March 14th, 2009 at 7:15 am
Go find Suppo…tell him it’s his fault again.
March 14th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
How many times do I have to tell you, take the cap off the end of the barrel before firing!!!!
March 14th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Who, gundecked the monthly Preventive Maintanance.
March 15th, 2009 at 10:40 am
After watching Star Wars a year back, the crew from the USS Superbad decided to build and test their very own ‘Photon Accelerator Thing-a-majig’.
March 15th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Well there goes our battle E!
March 15th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Now 5 inch will not only be the shell size, but the barrel length.
March 16th, 2009 at 1:29 am
Dude …I wondered where those seagulls set up their nest.
March 16th, 2009 at 7:42 am
Psst, hey Smitty, they’re watching us from the bridge. Start looking like we expected this to happen.
March 16th, 2009 at 7:50 am
Sure Smitty, we have a spare. But first, go tell the MT52 guys the CSO wants them to inventory all of the weapons magazines and small arms locker now.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Duct tape & bailing wire – nobody will know the difference…..
March 16th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Shoulda done a “long arm” inspection first….
March 16th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Man, that’s coming out of your paycheck…. Your wife is going to kill you!
March 16th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
You think someone will notice?
March 16th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
You distract the CO and Chief, I think we have a spare down below…..
March 16th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
A sure sign that Liberty has been cancelled.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Remember how we couldn’t find the football last steal beach liberty? I think I know what happened to it.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
I think I’m going to need more tools.
March 16th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Chief, I couldn’t find the Tampion, so I used a Tampon.
March 16th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Wow. The banana in the tail pipe worked. I did not see that comin’.
March 16th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Test fire results… Negative
March 16th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
I bet it will fire.
March 17th, 2009 at 9:58 am
I don’t think the wrench will fix this!
March 17th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Dude, step three of the PMS card specifically states “remove the bore cleaner prior to firing”.
Maybe Chief won’t notice if we just walk away from it like nothing happened…
March 17th, 2009 at 11:53 am
Dang it GMG1, flash suppressors are for the small arms only. Now, put the other barrel back on before the Captain totally wiggs out!
March 17th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
GMC: GM2 you’ll need a bigger wrench.
March 17th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
I toll you we can’t fit all of the Reenlistment bonus’ in there.
March 18th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Now when you said “Here, hold my beer, now watch this”, I thought you were just going to tell me a joke.
March 18th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Once upon a time…and that’s how I got my nick name @#!*#$&. True Story!