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Caption Contest – Mar 19, 2009
Posted by Bacon on March 19th, 2009 filed in Caption contest

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31 Responses to “Caption Contest – Mar 19, 2009”

  1. AndyKraft Says:

    Horse thinks “this guy must be Army …he’s too ‘Big’ to be Marine”

  2. CIWS CHIEF Says:

    The effects of Individual Augmentation finally reach Kentucky.

  3. QMCGREENE Says:

    Hi Ho Silver away. Hi Ho Army Grunt Gets bucked off

  4. TMURPHY Says:

    Now…how am I going to tell the guys at home I wasn’t HORSING around?

  5. TMURPHY Says:

    This is just like 25 cent rocking horse ride at the mall….Giddy Up Horsey, Giddy Up!

  6. TMURPHY Says:

    Just because we are riding off into the sunset tonight doesn’t mean we’ll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning.

  7. TMURPHY Says:

    Gunny said this was just another dog and pony show…..where is the DOG?

  8. QMCGREENE Says:

    A horse is a horse unless of course the horse is a Marine, on a IA in Afghanistan

  9. Bacon Says:

    Sent via email March 20th, at 9:54 am by Steve Wallace:

    “The Lone Ranger, circa 2009.”

  10. Bacon Says:

    Sent via email March 20th at 5:58 pm by John Meacher:

    “When PVT Geronimo told the Recruiter he wanted ‘something to do with Apaches’ he thought it was understood he wanted attack helos…”

  11. Bacon Says:

    Sent via email March 21st at 4:06 am by John Meacher:

    Lesson learned: Never argue with a Company Commander who idolizes “Rambo III”

  12. Bacon Says:

    Sent via email March 21st at 4:11 am by John Meacher:

    Beware the Platoon Leader who uses video clips from “Rambo III” as part of his patrol brief overview…

  13. mncmbabcock Says:

    Approximately one-half a second before Pfc Dodge came face to face with an IED (Intentional Equine Dropping)

  14. Untamed Says:

    Due to budget cuts, armored cavalry is now going back to regular cavalry.

  15. Belasarius Says:

    Tactical Horse Unit “Bucky” about to demonstrate the dismount maneuver to Lance Corporal Stubbins.

  16. Richman Says:

    Old Timer’s complaining about all the “newfangled high-tech stuff” got what they asked for.

  17. Bacon Says:

    Sent via email March 23rd at 12:11 pm by Pat:

    Four Legged Mobile Transportation Unit contemplates how to discharge excess cargo.

  18. Skippy Says:

    Sgt. Midway realizes he really should have filled in EVERY blank on his transportation request.

  19. Plesso Says:

    The Marines’ attempt to conduct joint ops with the Army’s 1st Cav was met with a certain amount of resistance.

  20. bohica1369 Says:

    Dang deaf recruiters! I said “I wanna fly jets, not ride pets!!!”

  21. Vagster Says:

    The unspoken mutual agreement between rider and horse was coming to an abrupt end!

  22. WXMAN Says:

    OK PVT quite horsing around!

  23. WXMAN Says:

    CORRECTION
    OK PVT quit horsing around!

  24. tbonham1 Says:

    Heartbreak Ridge meets a Fist Full of Dollars.

  25. mikeyB Says:

    Horse: Okay going downhill for now. No way am I hauling doughnut butt up to the top of the next ridge line!

  26. mikeyB Says:

    There comes a time in every relationship when you just know trouble’s but a footstep away.

  27. TMURPHY Says:

    You can’t tell a horse to stop horsing around; that’s like telling a chicken to stop being chicken.

  28. Bacon Says:

    Sent via email March 24th at 9:11 am by Jason Chudy:

    Lance Cpl. Jones soon regretted volunteering when Gunny asked for someone to maintain the new Mk. 1 Hybrid Off-Road Support Equipment.

  29. netpinoy Says:

    When the economic downturn finally hit theater. No one expected to be like this!

  30. netpinoy Says:

    The horse didn’t like the MRE either…

  31. RetiredSailor Says:

    I say AGAIN – Come right 30 degrees!

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