Caption Contest – Mar 26, 2009
Posted by Bacon on March 26th, 2009 filed in Caption contest
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March 26th, 2009 at 8:21 am
Ahh, it’s that thing from ‘Lost’
March 26th, 2009 at 10:02 am
GUYS!!!! its 1600, LIBERTY CALL!!!!!!
SN Johnson sighs ” I hate duty section”
March 26th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
The Midshipmen thought being on a fire ‘party’ meant something entirely different.
March 26th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Toxic hazard, run for your life, Smitty is passing gas again!
March 26th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
(on the 1mc) This is the captain speaking, Playboys Miss March has just arrived and will be meeting the crew on the mess decks.
March 27th, 2009 at 1:13 am
(1MC:Secure from Class Alpha fire drill; restow all gear) We put it all away last time….it’s your turn DC1!
March 27th, 2009 at 1:58 am
It is just a paper trash can fire, calm down and let your training take over!
What do you think we are doing?
March 27th, 2009 at 11:18 am
Sometimes, computer-based training isn’t the best approach.
March 30th, 2009 at 8:25 am
Wrong hose, wrong hose!
March 30th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Number 1 nozzleman just realized the 15 minute Halon soak time just expired.
March 30th, 2009 at 10:18 am
As their SCBA timers went off, the fire crew scrammbled to get their reliefs.
March 30th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Some”ONE” work the valve!
March 30th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Perform to Serve: HM conversion to DC.
March 30th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
The new guy quickly realized something was seriously not right and the Army started looking real good…
March 30th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Sensitivity Training creates Hose Team misunderstanding when asked to
change out the Donkey Dick…
March 30th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Con to DC…….
Con to DC…….
Report DC.
Stand fast. All personnel stand fast…..
It was reported to Con that it was only a Fart….Stand down from general quarters.
All conditions normal….ok. Let’s surface for a breath of fresh air…..
March 30th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Con to DC Control…….
Con to DC Control…….
Report DC Control…….Report…..
Sir…DC Control..… I report that it was just a Fart……
Con to all personnel. Stand fast. All personnel stand fast…..
All departments report any damage…..
COB: Emergency Blow, Let’s surface for a breath of fresh air…..
All personnel stand down from general quarters.
All conditions normal….
I guess it was just a Tuesday; thank god it wasn’t a Saturday….
March 30th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
“Oh boy, Senior made his rip-roarin’ chili again. Let’s back it up and hope for a courtesy flush!”
March 30th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
ENFR Duffy recalls the exact moment the Navy’s “Minimum Manning” policy was implemented on his ship.
March 30th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
This is not a drill.
March 30th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
What do they know, that I don’t?
March 30th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Unfortunately for the rest of the team, the masks were not designed to filter out Jensen’s toxic burrito he had for lunch.
March 30th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Sent via email March 30th, at 10:47 am by Pat:
Smith was the only one who hadn’t realized it was Burrito Night on the Mess Decks.
March 30th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
You said it was a drill!!
March 31st, 2009 at 10:50 am
Let me show you this trick I learned back in Basic…
March 31st, 2009 at 11:07 am
I said relieve the nozzle men; not relieve yourself!
March 31st, 2009 at 11:20 am
I’ve gotta muster for watch,
I’ve gotta go to mando-P.T.,
I’ve gotta make sure they make it there on time!
March 31st, 2009 at 12:46 pm
SCRAM; it’s just Master Chief baking scones again!
March 31st, 2009 at 1:26 pm
1, 2, 3, NOT IT!
March 31st, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Sent via email Mar 31st at 8:18 pm by Christopher Ragsdale:
“The Class Bravo fire appears to be out but there now have a report of a toxic gas leak coming from the nozzleman!â€
April 1st, 2009 at 8:47 am
Sent via email Apr 1st at 1:06 am by Milton Franks-Lhermann:
“Where the hell is the fire-fighting team located?”
April 1st, 2009 at 10:07 am
Ahh! This is a REAL fire. We expected the red blinky bicycle lights.