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Caption Contest – Apr 9, 2009
Posted by Bacon on April 9th, 2009 filed in Caption contest

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27 Responses to “Caption Contest – Apr 9, 2009”

  1. CIWS CHIEF Says:

    Smokers…Just one more reason the Ensign should stay on the Chief’s good side.

  2. CIWS CHIEF Says:

    The annual LDO/CWO school vs. Naval Academy Boxing Tournament.

  3. spud Says:

    Almost immediately, ENS Johnson realized he should’ve approved Chief Jones’ leave.

  4. Terry M Says:

    For some strange reason the ‘Popeye” theme song danced through his head.

  5. Untamed Says:

    The 2 most dangerous people in the Navy square off.

    SEAL vs. Tech Support

    Round 1: FIGHT!

  6. AndyKraft Says:

    XO payback Day!!!

  7. TMURPHY Says:

    Now don’t you forget who has to sign your eval.
    No worries sir…..after this, the only thing you’ll be signing is a light duty chit.

  8. TMURPHY Says:

    [DING, DING, DING, DING]How did the quarterdeck know I was leaving?

  9. WXMAN Says:

    This match is kind of like pitting a battleship against a dingy.

  10. WXMAN Says:

    Does the bible story of David come to mind?

  11. Richman Says:

    Even though the Marines stood behind their guy, their wagers stood behind the Navy.

  12. Richman Says:

    The sudden realization that “isometric exercise” was not enough hits him. A few seconds later the big guy hits him.

  13. jc4630 Says:

    The Ensign had a bad feeling that tomorrow’s headline would read “Chief’s Mess KO’s Wardroom in boxing smoker.”

  14. mikeyB Says:

    For some reason, taking a fall in the first round seemed too obvious a solution.

  15. mikeyB Says:

    Feet, don’t fail me now!

  16. Bacon Says:

    Sent via email April 13th at 7:29 pm by A. E. Steigelman:

    The ensign regrets saying LDO stands for ‘LOUD, DUMB and OBNOXIOUS’.

  17. Bacon Says:

    Sent via email April 13th at 2:37 pm by Allan Davis:

    There are just some things that NOT EVEN Motrin can cure.

  18. edwardsdm Says:

    The words that the packing specialist used played over and over in his head: “I can box anything, any time.”

  19. TMURPHY Says:

    This is the last time I get tickets in the nose- bleed section.

  20. Skippy Says:

    Ens Murphy suddenly realizes that participating in “Smokers” does NOT mean enjoying a Havana with friends.

  21. BarefootSerpent Says:

    Did you ever feel like you were a pirate on a tiny boat in the middle of a vast ocean with nothing in front of you but a Naval Destroyer?

  22. Vagster Says:

    Gloves: $45, Mouth piece: $8, Jock strap: $15, Getting into the ring: Priceless

  23. jc4630 Says:

    Lord, I promise to never ever say anything bad about Chiefs, if you’ll just get me outta this nightmare.

  24. OTA Says:

    Damn; I forgot about the SEALs

  25. mikeyB Says:

    Nuke: “Let’s see… PE= M*V, or is it KE=1/2M*V, no wait….”

    Bos’n: “Must hit him….HARD!”

  26. Scott Stroman Says:

    2LT Tentstake made a mental note to avoid future “squid” jokes around ship’s company.

  27. Scott Stroman Says:

    The Command Fitness Coordinator suddenly realized that putting the BMC on the “Fat Boy Program” may have not been the best move…….

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