Caption Contest – May 14, 2009
Posted by Bacon on May 14th, 2009 filed in Caption contest
What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday – the winner gets the artwork and free stuff from Military Times!
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May 14th, 2009 at 6:15 am
Alright, who changed the coordinates on the Tom Tom?
May 14th, 2009 at 6:24 am
Dear Mother,
Today we invaded…..Cancun. It was perilous, but we pushed through and showed no signs of weakness.
May 14th, 2009 at 6:50 am
If the Air Force ran amphibious OPS.
May 14th, 2009 at 6:51 am
I really need to have a talk with NGA!
May 14th, 2009 at 7:36 am
I’m not sure, but I think we turned left when we should’ve turned right.
May 14th, 2009 at 7:36 am
The first and last day Johnson held the position of Navigator.
May 14th, 2009 at 8:16 am
Once again the Navy and Marine Corps were beat to the Caribbean Amphib Exercise by the Air Force.
May 14th, 2009 at 10:17 am
“Told you we’re wrong” – “Shut up and get me my towel!”
May 14th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Lt.Pyle: Are you sure the distress call said Normandy?
Gen. Norman, D: No no gentlemen, that was me, just thought I could get you to take care of the guy who stole my wallet….!?
May 14th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Arriving to the Luau Marine style
May 14th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
Sent via email May 14th at 5:44 pm by SFC Richard Hull:
“By invading Congress’s private beach during one of their junkets, The Marines bluntly made the argument for additional training areas.â€
May 14th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Sent via email May 14th at 4:31pm by IT1(SW) Allan Davis:
“Baywatch for the 21st century”
May 15th, 2009 at 9:09 am
“Hey, order me one of those tasty pink drinks with an umbrella.”
May 15th, 2009 at 11:12 am
Now I definitely have confidence in the new electronic navigation system!
May 15th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Ok, we’ve reached San Diego, now who is this Garcia fella we are looking for? No, Ensign, we were supposed to go to Diego Garcia, it’s in the Indian Oc…oh never mind.
May 15th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
USS PORT ROYAL’s new capability.
May 15th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Hold your fire, they’re friendlies…….What gave you that idea Sir?
May 15th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Sir, how do you say good afternoon in Australian?
May 15th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
These deployments to Iraq keep getting better and better!
May 17th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Boats,
Finally a beach worth an amphibous operations.
May 17th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
If all amphib operations were like this everyone would want to do it.
May 17th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Gunny: Ok guys keep it down, we dont want the officers to here about this or they will take over beach landing operations.
May 18th, 2009 at 6:39 am
I told you it would work, just like in Sgt Bilko! That’s why they call me a “Master” sergeant!
May 18th, 2009 at 7:39 am
Pvt Henderson misunderstood the Gunny’s orders to form a “Beach Party”
May 18th, 2009 at 9:22 am
Pardon me – but do you have any Grey Poupon?
May 18th, 2009 at 9:52 am
I have a funny feeling about this…
May 18th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Now we know why the Army has more ships than the Navy. They always hit the secluded beaches.
May 18th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Obviously, the GPS coordinates, were off.
Greg Emerson,
Renton, WA
May 18th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
It seems the Marines found the SAR det on liberty.
May 18th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Pvt Bacon, what exactly did they mean at the Ops planning conference when they said, “Beach party rendezvous at 1600?”
May 18th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
“Send a message back to HQ…….the Marines have landed and the situation is well in hand!”
May 18th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
When the CO couldn’t figure out how to get his e-mail, he sent for the IT guru!
May 19th, 2009 at 1:04 am
Let’s just call this our little secret.
May 19th, 2009 at 1:05 am
NO ONE has to know.
May 19th, 2009 at 1:06 am
Maybe they will think we were lost at sea.
May 19th, 2009 at 2:24 am
The reinactment of the first amphibious landing at Nassau went off without a hitch.
May 19th, 2009 at 8:58 am
The Colonel sits up and says ” YOU CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP”
May 19th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
The Senior Drill Instructor always said, “We Didn’t Promise You A Rose Garden.” That is OK with me, I would rather be here Sir!
May 19th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
We want to welcome the USMC to Da Nang! Enjoy your stay!
May 19th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
These are the Gitmo detainees?
May 19th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
announcer: and for your entertainment….please give it up and show your love for soulja boyssssssssss!!!
audience member: nice props, came with a ship.
May 19th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Sent via email May 15th at 12:25 pm by Richard Hull:
“Now this is what a Med Cruise is supposed to be like!â€
May 19th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Sent via email May 15th at 12:25 pm by Richard Hull:
For the locals, WWII reenactments on Saipan have become routine over the years.
May 19th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Sent via email May 15th at 12:25 pm by Richard Hull:
“We’re here to pick up the General, he told us to meet outside the Waikiki Beach Hotel.â€
May 19th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Sent via email May 15th at 12:25 pm by Richard Hull:
“I think we’re a little overdressed for this operation.â€
May 19th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Sent via email May 19th at 1:38 pm by LTC David Jensen:
“Welcome… would like to try the Mai Tai?”
May 19th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Sent via email May 19th at 1:38 pm by LTC David Jensen:
” Rewards of proper land nav training.”
May 19th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Sent via email May 19th at 1:38 pm by LTC David Jensen:
“Once again Team Scorpion arrives overdressed for the beach landing.”
May 19th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Sent via email May 19th at 1:38 pm by LTC David Jensen:
“Okay, who was in charge of the packing list for this mission?”
May 20th, 2009 at 7:58 am
Marines gone wild 09.
May 20th, 2009 at 8:10 am
The Global War on Touristism
May 20th, 2009 at 9:46 am
“Drop the piña coladas, folks! Resistance is fu-tile.â€
May 20th, 2009 at 11:04 am
D-Day in the war on tourism
May 20th, 2009 at 11:04 am
Upon landing, it became obvious that the reports of unrest in Margaritaville had been exaggerated.
May 26th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
I didn’t know the Govenator could sell federal land we train on help solve the state budget crisis?
June 2nd, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Sent via email May 20th at 9:11 am by Peggy Allen:
” No wonder Ms. Pelosi denies having been at the waterboarding briefings!”
July 6th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
And this is why Marines don’t drive ships.