Caption Contest – May 28, 2009
Posted by Bacon on May 28th, 2009 filed in Caption contest
What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday – the winner gets the artwork and free stuff from Military Times!
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May 28th, 2009 at 10:11 am
Uh, that low altitude, fast mover was the Captain…in his gig…returning from liberty…and he’s going to be late.
May 28th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Combat, Mount 21, 100 rounds expended, gun bore clear, 1 apparent casualty. I never knew a seagull could do that.
May 29th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
That’s affirmative, Combat. F/A 18, painted blue and gold. And he’s got a really pretty ‘chute.
May 29th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Uh, no, I thought YOU checked the firing cutouts. But never mind that. Just keep the Bos’n away from the Admiral’s barge until I’m outta here!
May 30th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Say again over? CEASE FIRE, we’ve got friendly’s in the water! Who is it? It’s a school of tuna fish and looks like class just got out sir.
May 31st, 2009 at 12:58 am
With one push of a button Jones accidentally killed an entire species of gulls.
June 1st, 2009 at 10:18 am
Sent via email June 1st at 3:55am by Alice Huff:
”Gatling Gun?” No sir, we have no such monster!”
June 1st, 2009 at 11:10 am
Catch one of the three wires and you’ll stop. If that doesn’t work, we use the barricade. And if that doesn’t work…..
June 1st, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Uh… Combat, Mount 22. I said range … FOUL!
June 1st, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Ummm…why didn’t anyone tell me the mail helo was inbound?
June 1st, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Uh Combat Mount 21, did someone forget to put the pin back in the loading cover? (True Story. For anyone who hasn’t seen it, it makes quite a mess)
June 1st, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Why PACFIREs need to be carefully coordinated around flight ops…
June 1st, 2009 at 11:44 pm
I’M GOING TO HAVE ME SOME FUN! Wow… Too much fun.
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:59 am
uhh…did you hear something?
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:00 pm
I thought we were supposed to tell it to do that?
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:07 pm
MT 21, combat; standby for initial fire…
combat, MT 21; I’m confused
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Remember how they told us never fire the CIWS in port? Now I know why…
June 2nd, 2009 at 4:13 pm
(Over the headset) “Looks like there’s a jam. We need someone to go over
there and shake the barrels a bit. Hey, we could get the lookout to do it.
How many hands do you need to be a lookout?” One should always ensure to
plug into the correct net.
June 2nd, 2009 at 4:52 pm
“Scratch one GU-11″
June 2nd, 2009 at 5:14 pm
It’s not a good day when you get one step ahead of the PACFIRE checklist…
June 2nd, 2009 at 7:32 pm
“Combat, uh…we need to make range and speed gate adjustments. On the bright side, the whole helo crew got out . On the bad side, there will be no movie tonight.”
June 2nd, 2009 at 7:33 pm
“Ouch!! That’s gotta’ hurt.”
June 2nd, 2009 at 7:50 pm
“hhyymm…so that’s what happened to the pirates parrot”.
June 3rd, 2009 at 7:05 am
Aft lookout to bridge, did you see something that I missed?!
June 10th, 2009 at 11:51 am
the last word FC3 said before capt mass.”oops”