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This section is home to columns from our chief movie reviewer, Chuck Vinch. Not sure if the latest arrival at the googleplex is worth seeing? Before you go, read Chuck’s reviews. If you’re in the mood to camp out on the couch instead, check out our reviews of the latest DVDs.

Chuck Vinch’s movie reviews


  • A very bad ‘Year’
    When the outtake flubs that run during the closing credits of your film are way funnier than anything in the film itself, you have a bit of a problem.
  • Off the rails
    “The Taking of Pelham 123” is actually two movies — one in which Denzel Washington, John Turturro and James Gandolfini do their usual engaging work, the other in which John Travolta...
  • Lost in Vegas
    A live chicken clucking in the kitchen. A still-smoldering couch. A blowup sex doll floating in the Jacuzzi. A cranky tiger prowling in the bathroom. An unidentified baby in the closet. A beer...
  • A little bit short
  • Resistance reborn
    Just a few weeks ago, the grand and glorious “Star Trek” gave a steel-toed reboot to the butt of that beloved but timeworn brand and got Trekkers and Trekkies alike as fired up as drunken...
  • Film review: ‘Angels & Demons,’ 2½ stars
    Many people like parsing clues to solve puzzles and riddles. But few would call it a particularly action-packed pastime.
  • Stellar journey
    After 43 years, seven television series and 10 feature films, it’s a lot tougher for the legendary “Star Trek” franchise to continue boldly going where it has never gone before.
  • A cut above
    Show of hands: Who wouldn’t like to have retractable, razor-sharp, indestructible claws, instant healing powers that make you virtually invulnerable to injury, and really cool sideburns?
  • Cinematic broccoli
    Aside from paying $6 for a tiny bag of stale popcorn, nothing at the octoplex can make you feel guiltier than a painfully well-meaning message movie that garbles its message.
  • When life was an adventure
    Greg Mottola made his big-league directorial debut with one of the most uproariously raunchy comedies of the millennium (“Superbad”), which ensured that his sophomore effort would draw...
  • Psycho drama
    For fans of really trashy B-movie splatterfest horror, one of the greatest and most disturbing double features imaginable would be 1972’s “The Last House on the Left” and...
  • Complex crusaders
    The fragile nature of friendship. The eternal search for love. Loss of innocence. Our need for heroes in dark times, and our disdain for same in less-dark times. Nuclear annihilation. The banality of...
  • Breaking the bank
    What’s the nastiest movie villain you can conjure up these days? Muslim terrorists? Colombian druglords? Asian white slavers? The Russian mafia? African illegal arms dealers?
  • ‘Push’ should be shoved ... off your list
    Good concept, lousy execution. That’s “Push,” a new sci-fi/action thriller that evokes strong memories of last year’s “Jumper” in its failure to live up to...
  • ‘Underworld: Rise of the Lycans’
    The third installment in this franchise is actually a prequel, going back hundreds of years before the events of the first two films to recount the origins of the bloody vampire-werewolf conflict.
  • Dangerous dad
    Memo to the International Federation of Greasy Thugs: If you’re going to kidnap young female travelers to support a sex-slave business, you should try to avoid girls whose fathers are former...
  • Soldier Simpson?
    Apparently, there is a huge swath of America that has been scratching its collective head over why someone hasn’t done a remake of “Private Benjamin.”
  • Always the tough guy
    Many neighborhoods have a cranky, solitary old man who’s forever yelling at the local kids to get off his lawn. But few do so while aiming a locked and loaded vintage M1 rifle.
  • Movie review: ‘Revolutionary Road,’ 4 stars
    If you’re looking for a feel-good movie, steer clear of “Revolutionary Road,” a new big-screen version of Richard Yates’ 1961 novel.
  • Film review: ‘Valkyrie,’ 3 ½ stars
    “Valkyrie” pits Tom Cruise against Adolf Hitler in what at first blush sounds like a particularly surreal title bout in MTV’s claymation smackdown series, “Celebrity...
  • Enigmatic redemption
    After seeing “Seven Pounds,” it’s clear why a film starring Will Smith would have flown so far under the radar ahead of its opening: Ignorance of what it’s really about is...
  • It came from Planet Dull
    In “The Day the Earth Stood Still,” Keanu Reeves is an alien visitor to our little sphere ... but it’s unclear whether he’s here to save us or destroy us.
  • Sprawling soap opera
    Sweeping in its scope, epic in its grandeur, breathtaking in its expansiveness ...
  • Mighty dog
    Jumping into the make-believe magic world of Disney — a constitutional requirement for every American parent — has always been as much about delusion as illusion.
  • Muddled menagerie
    Pity the poor animated filmmakers who don’t work for Pixar — forever aspiring, if not perspiring, to match that studio’s renowned brand of magic.
  • Women at war
    Near the end of “Lioness,” a new documentary in the PBS “Independent Lens” series, an Iraq war veteran talks about the emotional toll exacted by the act of sighting down the...
  • Gripping ‘Glory’
    The cop drama is one of the most well-worn genres in all of film. So many movies about the Boys in Blue have come and gone that concocting truly novel story lines is almost futile.
  • Payneful adaptation
    If, like me, you’ve been waiting half of forever for a film based on a video game to transcend its wellspring in some significant way, I have news!
  • Movie review: ‘City of Ember,’ 2½ stars
    Adventure movies for kids are hit-or-miss; keeping it moderately entertaining without resorting to poopie, booger or flatulence jokes is a Hollywood skill in short supply.
  • Old-fashioned Old West
    In many ways, “Appaloosa” is an utterly conventional Western straight from our gauzily romanticized image of an Old West where men were men, guns were loud and women of loose virtue were...
  • ‘Miracle at St. Anna’ falls short
    When Spike Lee publicly chastised Clint Eastwood for failing to include a single African-American face in his Iwo Jima epic, “Flags of Our Fathers,” and Eastwood told Lee, in effect, to...
  • Film review: ‘Lakeview Terrace,’ 2½ stars
    In the history of film, no actor has ever given a malevolent glare better than Samuel L. Jackson.
  • Burn after viewing
    In recent years, Hollywood has taken the bait-and-switch to soaring new heights when it comes to movie trailers. It’s gotten so you can be forgiven for wondering if the trailer you saw...
  • Film Review: ‘Traitor,’ 3 stars
    All habitual film fans have a list of actors whom they’ll go to see even if the movie in question is outside their usual happy zone.
  • Car wreck
    In the postindustrial wreckage of the not-too-distant future, the U.S. economy is on fumes, unemployment is at record levels, and the teeming masses must be fed lots of raw meat to keep them sated...
  • Film Review: ‘Tropic Thunder,’ 4 stars
    It’s an immutable law of Hollywood that each summer season ends up being defined in large part by one particular silly-funny comedy classic.
  • Review: ‘Pineapple Express’ smells like a hit
    The career of James Franco has always struck me as a classic example of hype over heft.
  • Film Review: ‘X-Files: I Want to Believe’
    “The X-Files” was one of the few TV series that I have ever gone out of my way to see each week. So I badly wanted to believe that the new film “X-Files: I Want to Believe”...
  • Heart of darkness
    A posthumous Oscar nod? Don’t rule it out — the late Heath Ledger is just that freakyscarygood as the Joker in “The Dark Knight,” the second chapter in the Nolan...
  • Top 10 of ’07
    The year just past was a curiously tepid one. Although the movie industry looks like it will end up with a healthy box-office gross, the number of movies that caused measurable, sustained excitement...

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