The Best Last Names

[Gold_Reaper]

A little humor that we all have embarked on from time to time, post the best last names you've seen in the Army.

CPT Morgan
COL Sanders
Sergeant(E-5 at the time) Major
Major Dick
Lieutenant Daniels (Lieutenant Dan for short)

I'm sure you guys have some good ones out there. POST! :D

[firenomore]

AF here. I went to basic with a James Brown.

[WILDJOKER5]

I saw a guy with the last name of Nancy a few days ago. That had to suck in basic.

[LOAL-D]

I worked with a lady last name of Major she was a Sergeant

and a Major last name of Sergeant......in one unit... weird

[CVal]

Navy man with last name of Cathy.

[Steel412]

My cousin was an NCO in the Army when I was growing up. Last name Slaughter. So little WWF fan me could legitimately say that I knew Sergeant Slaughter.

[Aitrus]

AF here.

My first AF section commander was Capt Kirk, first name James.
Had a buddy with the last name Muck. Could never get things right, so the name was appropriate.
Had a supervisor with the name Underwood. Small little guy with a Napoleon complex, so you can imagine the jokes made at the expense of his manhood.

[SailorDave]

Had a Petty Officer General two ships ago.

[Battleshort]

One of the DDG PreComms had a PO2 Gundeck.

[Seasons]

Capt Anger (Anger-time pushups!)

[Shrike]

AF here. Worked with a Captain Boner once. He separated before making Major, however.

Also had a Sgt Off. If he and anyone else were out of the office at the same time and someone was looking for the other guy, the answer was always "he's out f#&king Off!"

[WILDJOKER5]

Also know an Orifice.

[oih82w8]

My First Sergeant (MSgt) Fury at tech school got me out of jail. Needless to say he unleashed on me, thank goodness I was only an E-1 at the time (lost a little of my paycheck, for a couple of months, via Article 15, and some extra duties during the remainder of my stay at Chanute AFB, IL).

[MSMUROTC]

How about Admiral Roughhead?

SFC James T. Kirk was my recruiter. I knew a Cadet Wang.

[Battleshort]

Seems to be a multi-service thread.:D

[Gold_Reaper]

^ I know huh....Should have posted this in another forum :D

[Deebelle369]

One of my Marine's Bn cmdr's last name is Christmas. Don't think his first name is Merry though. Very Un-Marine-y.

[Variable Wind]

Went to church with a Guardsman named Bonesteel, CPL Bonesteel at the time. Freaking awesome name.
and who doesnt know anyone named LaGuerra (War in espanol).

I also knew a guy with the last name of Lily...not so awesome.

I guess youre either born with it, or you arent. :D

[adrbuddy]

Ha ha I had a BN Commander called Maj Pickle ..

ADRBUDDY

[Gold_Reaper]

AF here. Worked with a Captain Boner once. He separated before making Major, however.

Also had a Sgt Off. If he and anyone else were out of the office at the same time and someone was looking for the other guy, the answer was always "he's out f#&king Off!"

I think you may get the prize for that one, my friend. :D

[ChicknIsGud]

Worked with:

Agirl who had the last name Majors...so as an NCO she was Sgt Majors.
A guy who was so ready to make Major as he was Capt Kirk.
A guy who pinned Major as....Major Tom.

Not rank related:
A guy named Thomas Thomas who went by T-squared.
A guy named Richard Head and he went by Dick.

[ramrod]

I knew an NCO where I had to say.....SGT Sargent. Not funny but I thought I would share.

[littletuna]

Try going to the ER at Walter Reed and having a medic walk up and introduce himself as Sgt. Slaughter. He got ribbed for that one :)

[MADAMESINCERE]

One of the LTs that works for me is named Wacker. That has to suck for him, especially when/if he makes Major!

[SGT_B]

Worked with:

Agirl who had the last name Majors...so as an NCO she was Sgt Majors.
A guy who was so ready to make Major as he was Capt Kirk.
A guy who pinned Major as....Major Tom.

Not rank related:
A guy named Thomas Thomas who went by T-squared.
A guy named Richard Head and he went by Dick.

a guy named Richard Blazing went by Dick. he was in army as a private, owns Blazing fire systems now

[bravohotel43]

I interviewed a Lt. Col Player. I asked him what his biggest regret was, and without missing a beat he said "That I'm no longer Major Player."

[HalveBlue]

MAJ Rambo
SGT Sergant

I was also in a unit once where the CDR was COL White and the Deputy CDR LTC Black. COL White was succeeded by COL Wright, and the DCDR became LTC Knight.

[rabbage]

Way back in HS, I knew an Army dentist by the name of Dr. Dekay.

[vette88]

A buddy of mine sent me a picture of these two Soldiers standing next to each other. The picture was of their name tags on the back of their hats. First Soldier on left was Small and the next Soldier was Wang. :)

[NMWH1985]

Knew a PO2 Sok when I was a squid.

When he went through Boot he was "Seaman Sok."

[axox181]

My best one happend in the shoppette at Fort Myer VA. Standing in line a squid gets behind me, he was easily the biggest guy I've ever seen. About 6'8 and ripped. He was in his navy uniform with the popeye hat, I took a glance at his name tag. I then introduced myself to Seaman Sprinkle. :D

[MACHINE666]

Heh.

No joke. Over the summer I was at the Spangdahlem Shoppette getting gas when I saw this rolly-polly dude in his ABUs come out of the Popeye's restaurant right next to it. The name on his uniform said "Porkchop" and he looked like he had possibly eaten one too many......

:D :D :D :D :D

[Ground_PounderNCO]

...then there was the Navy podiatrist who treated me back in the 80's...Dr. Korn.

[JD2780]

There is a Joe in my unit names Smallwood.

[ChiefB]

AF here:

BGen Seldom Wells, SAC IG, nickname "Sundown Wells"... You (Wing CC) bust the ORI, you're off the base by "Sundown". '60s

Worked with/for:

MGen Kirk, USAF, USAFE DO - '80s

MGen Christmas, USMC, CINCPAC J-3, Later CG, (LTG), FMFPAC - '90s

Generals, Peek, Peck, & Keck all assigned to SAC HQTRS at same time. - '70s

Major Blank, USAF, USAFE DOCE - '80s

SSgt Jack Webb, USAF, 7ACCS - '70s



ChiefB

[SKAPUNKFOO]

Army here

went to PLDC with a Rick James. upon graduating and his name being called everyone there from COL and below start laughing and you here whispers of Rick James B!t$%, or im rich B!t$%

had a guy in AIT with the name - Im Hung

[LOAL-D]

Army here

went to PLDC with a Rick James. upon graduating and his name being called everyone there from COL and below start laughing and you here whispers of Rick James B!t$%, or im rich B!t$%

had a guy in AIT with the name - Im Hung

I don't know how many flyers are out there, but what about callsigns?

My favorite....Last name Rottman....call sign...."Crotch"...:cool:

[BlackShoe]

I was an Army Brat, and went to the Army Dentist: Dr. Tuthacre.
Went to college with a man who would become AF Capt Kirk.
Met Seaman Ensign
Met Cadet Commander
Read About (Navy) Capt Seaman
Dad worked with Sgt. Major, who retired as SGM Major
Taught at OCS; Officer Candidates Kirk and Picard were in the SAME CLASS

[INGUARD]

A little humor that we all have embarked on from time to time, post the best last names you've seen in the Army.

CPT Morgan
COL Sanders
Sergeant(E-5 at the time) Major
Major Dick
Lieutenant Daniels (Lieutenant Dan for short)

I'm sure you guys have some good ones out there. POST! :D

I knew a soldier named Richard Seaman. We called him Dick Seaman lol.

[abn91c]

I had a commander(male) back in 1985 at Ft Bragg, 82nd Airborne, whose first and middle name were Tracy Allison