What is the most ridiculous lie you have heard in your Marine Corps career?

[notamotogrunt]

I Stand Corrected.

[USMC_8156]

Originally Posted by notamotogrunt

Europe huh....must be a tough dployment lol. He was a shop Mech btw.

Obviously your boot ass doesn't know what an 8156 is. Go ask your Sergeant what google is and maybe he'll show you how to work it too.

Shop Mech? They're all shop mechs. Even mechs who work on the flightline are still "shop mechs" if they work at O-Level, which all flying squadron level mechanics do. Every time you venture away from simple insults and "f u" comments you show how ignorant you are of anything relating to the Marine Corps.

[USSConstellation]

Originally Posted by notamotogrunt

great lie I heard once was a Marine Airlines Mech claiming to have a combat MOS lol. Or an officer saying he was combat salty, or USS saying hed been on 4 pumps. take your pick.

I wonder if you are talking to me................I didn't say I had four pumps to Iraq. I could have easily gone another time but I was given orders to PCS to another place that needed "experienced NCO's. I did do three tours to Iraq all before I hit 3 and a half years in the Marine Corps buddy and guess what? my job happens to keep you and all your other drug using buddies safe day in and day out. I also just got back from Thailand a few months ago, so that would be four deployments. My Thailand deployment happened to turn into a Humanitarian mission but I was trying to figure out how much hell the Marine Corps would have if we tried to just fly into Myanmar/Burma without permission, but I know that you have no idea what I am talking about. I also had only 5 mere months of "dwell time" between each deployment. I think you are referring to Former Marine 23 and in his case, HE DID DO FOUR PUMPS and now he is on a 5th trip to Iraq as a civilian....................so shut your mouth retard

[USMC_8156]

Originally Posted by USSConstellation

My Thailand deployment happened to turn into a Humanitarian mission but I was trying to figure out how much hell the Marine Corps would have if we tried to just fly into Myanmar/Burma without permission,

That whole situation was ridiculous. Luckily you all didn't, or we'd be occupying another backwater country right now. It must have been a bitch to be that close when all of those people were dying for no reason though.

[USSConstellation]

Originally Posted by USMC_8156

That whole situation was ridiculous. Luckily you all didn't, or we'd be occupying another backwater country right now. It must have been a bitch to be that close when all of those people were dying for no reason though.

yeah it sure did suck. The conditions for those people were horrendous but I did not think that we should go into the country uninvited, that would have been a mess and you are exactly right. we could still be there right now if we did actually go

[notamotogrunt]

YO 8156 I wasnt referring to you in the mech statement it was another boot sgt on here that used to post assjack. Former marine is a punkass civilian and uss no matter what you say.....youre on a HUMANITARIAN mission LOL. Gimmie a break boss. Must be horrible wakin up to the sounds of hungry kids wanting MREs. Must be tough. And I couldnt care less about your 5 month dwell time. After I was wounded (worse than youd believe if I told you) I deployed 4 months later BY CHOICE so kiss my ass you shower shoe.

[Just a Marine]

Your right nobody would believe you. I seriously doubt you are in the Marine Corps. Your just another wannabe on here looking for attention. I got shotted while I was in the suck! Im special Im special. Yeah you are special. There Ive said it your special. No need to thank me. If you were ever in the Marine Corps you were so pathetic they kicked you out. Im betting you werent treated very well and that is why you are so angry with "The Man". The big Sergeants mistreated my uneducated ass. Weak and pathetic, what a waste of life. I do drugs while I'm in the Corps Im so cool, I bet you make your parents real proud. They are probabally just glad your out of the house.

[notamotogrunt]

Just keep talking, thats all youve ever done in your time in the corps you pussy. The biggest lie is when POGs talk like they matter. All they are...JUST ANOTHER MARINE. WHOO HOOO who passed boot camp, sooo tough lol. They outta go back to beating the weak ones like you in boot, funny I was never touched in boot camp, and only ITd once. Hmm wonder why that is, must be because I suck so bad lol. The 'man' has actually been alright to me. pays me, moves me up the ranks, i even got a free set of blues after boot lol. No they havent stuck it to me and i cant even remember the last time a BIG BAD SGT got on my case.

[USSConstellation]

Originally Posted by notamotogrunt

YO 8156 I wasnt referring to you in the mech statement it was another boot sgt on here that used to post assjack. Former marine is a punkass civilian and uss no matter what you say.....youre on a HUMANITARIAN mission LOL. Gimmie a break boss. Must be horrible wakin up to the sounds of hungry kids wanting MREs. Must be tough. And I couldnt care less about your 5 month dwell time. After I was wounded (worse than youd believe if I told you) I deployed 4 months later BY CHOICE so kiss my ass you shower shoe.

You are pathetic, I said it turned into a humanitarian mission, DID I SAY THAT MY MISSION WAS HUMANITARIan? no i didnt you little shit, I can't tell you what my mission was. Oh wow I def call bullshit flag on that one, I know for a fact that my BN had the least time at home before deployments so there is no way in sam hell that you went back to Iraq 4 months later after you were wounded. No grunt BN'S go back after 4 months of time at home.......

[LeaderOfMarines]

Guys, don't waste your time. Just let the "war hero" live out his fantasy.