Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded. 

Sound like a familiar joke? It shouldn't, because there are no Chuck Norris jokes, only facts.

Chuck Norris, born March 10, 1940, has lived an amazing life. In fact, he built the hospital he was born in and then drove his mother home after. 

Chuck Norris served four years in the U.S. Air Force and to this day is a strong supporter of military members and veterans. Everyone loves Chuck Norris for his military support and his continued dedication to members deployed down range. If you have served any time in the military, you're probably quite familiar with some of these famous Chuck Norris "facts."

FACT: When Chuck Norris does a push-up he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

FACT: While learning CPR, Chuck Norris brought the dummy to life.

FACT: Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris doesn't just spend his time fighting crime and producing the best films on Earth, he also just released his first mobile game on the App Store and Google Play called "Nonstop Chuck Norris."

Of course, this is expected to be the shortest game in existence, because Chuck Norris is going to win the game before it starts. 

In fact, according to Entertainment Focus, the game keeps playing even if you leave it sitting as Chuck Norris proceeds without your help, leveling up and defeating the bad guys, because you're basically just a sidekick. You thought he needed your help? It's a game that plays itself, because Chuck Norris can't be played.

And if you were worried, don't be, because there's only one thing Chuck Norris can't do: Die.