If Gru wore a uniform, it wouldn’t have stars or stripes. It would have a coffee stain and rank that no one really understands. By Clay Beyersdorfer
5 months ago Patrick Star is every lovable mess-up squadmate who cost you a weekend because he couldn’t keep his mouth shut during formation. By Clay Beyersdorfer
6 months ago The military, to be sure, has managed to explain away far worse than Peter Griffin. By Clay Beyersdorfer
6 months ago If you’ve spent time in the armed forces, you’ve had a Homer in your unit. He's not a comedic exaggeration. He’s a federal fixture. By Clay Beyersdorfer
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