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These limited-time camo kicks go hard

Be the cock of the walk in these high-tops.

By Sarah Sicard

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To infinity and beyond — Bezos’ rocket builds on proud phallic legacy

Only the fifth domain has yet to be penetrated by a phallus, as it were.

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Move over sky penis, we’ve got a sea penis now

The Ever Given, now stuck in the Suez Canal, has had a fraught journey from the start.

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