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Safety tips for ‘not a flamethrower’ thanks to ... Dr. Seuss?

When is a flamethrower not
When its flame is still mighty hot?

Is it When you agree to conditions and terms
Is it When your pants catch fire and burn

Is it when you cook your steak
Is it when you toss you burning steak into a lake

Is it when your point it at a friend
Is it when you his hair burns to the end

This device from Boring
Might send your insurance bills soaring
Into the sky, into the dusk
Thanks to its founder Elon Musk.

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