But THIS has been no ordinary March. We broke 80 degrees here already. The warm temps kick-started my family's the meat cravings and the kids were asking for Dad's awesome burgers. So, it's flip-flops on the patio already! As I toiled over the raging fire, turning burgers and buttering buns for my doe-eyed children, my thoughts turned to the future. What the hell was I doing?! I was out on the patio without a lick of consideration for the dangers of full overhead sunlight exposure.
Stray light and glancing reflections have been shown to cause an increase in the incidence of beverage-spilling. If that's not dangerous enough, consider the affects of exposure to radiation on the human scalp and forehead. Science tells us that skin cells convert sunlight into little streams of salt water that sting our eyes and cause grilling discomfort. At best, wiping sweat from brow can delay a crucially timed food flip. It seems inconsequential, but we're talking about the ruin of an entire meal as tender meat juices flow from the heart of a burger; juices that are lost forever to the unforgiving flames of the grill. At worst, a spilt-second distraction could lead to instant incineration at the propane-powered meat altar.
Sure, a baseball cap could help overcome both of these dangerous situations, but a hat is not the answer. It would only add peril by bring the risk of overheating. No, this is the ideal situation for a vented headcover that can wick away sweat before it can interfere with your grilling activities. Such a device exists and it's called the "Visor." This revolutionary headgear comes to us from the great minds of Tactical Grilling. They are producing these vented hats in tactical-friendly colors (Khaki, Green and MultiCam) for $25. Don't think of these devices as a fashionable accessory, but as a crucial part of your commitment to safe grilling. Do it for the children.
