Why Patrick Star is the blue falcon of Bikini Bottom
Patrick Star is every lovable mess-up squadmate who cost you a weekend because he couldn’t keep his mouth shut during formation.
By Clay Beyersdorfer
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Why troops secretly relate to SpongeBob’s ‘I’m a Goofy Goober’ spiral
For all its absurdity, SpongeBob’s “Goofy Goober” breakdown in “The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie" has become an unlikely touchstone in military circles.
By Clay Beyersdorfer
Watch Russian military recruits march while singing ‘Barbie Girl’
The Russian military also appears to have a well-established tradition of marching to the theme song of SpongeBob.
By J.D. Simkins
This incredible SpongeBob spoof of the ‘1917’ trailer is everything we never knew we needed
The Bikini Bottom pineapple dweller was just given a suicide mission.
By J.D. Simkins